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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to villager
Easy. Leper. I can still touch my peen even though no one else would.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to memphisplaya
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Would you rather French kiss a dog with rotting teeth or have a baby spit up into your open mouth?
I could just spit it back out. Dogs lick their buttholes and eat their own shite. With rotten teeth on top of that, I couldn't do it.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to memphisplaya
Lick a doorknob of a public restroom or chew a piece of used gum off the side of a trashcan?
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to villager
if one poster was to be brought back and was given freedom to post on TD without any chance of being banned again, would you rather it be TTstowel or alexa?
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to OneMoreTime
I got a few movie, some smell good, some money, and an ipod. Not too bad.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to memphisplaya
Ewww, baby spit up.
Dogs lick their arse and genitals.
Dogs lick their arse and genitals.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:20 am to GamecockAlum
Marisa
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:21 am to OneMoreTime
there is this crazy bitch i work with on some nights so I started yelling this:
Me: Christina!!!!!!!
Christina: What?!?
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Christina: (confused)
Me: (snickers)
once every 10 or so minutes. I'm conditioning her for something, I just don't know what, yet.
Me: Christina!!!!!!!
Christina: What?!?
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Christina: (confused)
Me: (snickers)
once every 10 or so minutes. I'm conditioning her for something, I just don't know what, yet.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:21 am to GamecockAlum
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Ladies if you had to have full-blown lesbian sex (making out, fingering, carpet munching and some strap-oning with a touch of arse-to-arse for at least 2 hours) with any woman, who would it be?
ms. garrison
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:22 am to MagillaGuerilla
No orgasm. If I've never experienced it, I can't really regret not having one...
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:22 am to villager
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ms. garrison
not a chic.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:22 am to GamecockAlum
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GamecockAlum
wrong
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:22 am to rbWarEagle
csb
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:23 am to GamecockAlum
Tiffani Amber Theissen
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:23 am to OneMoreTime
Mr. Garrison never produced an egg, therefore, not a chic.
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:23 am to OneMoreTime
guess you had to be there. christina is some redneck bitch so maybe it's the accent and lack of understanding that gets me el oh el ing
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:24 am to OneMoreTime
i smoked too much
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:24 am to MagillaGuerilla
no.. you've had orgasms.. but you wouldn't be able to anymore...
gum off a trashcan
gum off a trashcan
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:24 am to MagillaGuerilla
How old are you bro? 
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