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re: Nightly IM thread | Falcons suck edition

Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:00 am to
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:00 am to
frick that's tough. In that case, you would be dead before you made it to the alcohol. So, I like life, so I would have to take the butt chin and get plastic surgery.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:01 am to
Exactly
Posted by GamecockAlum
SC
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:01 am to
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This.... you didn't say I would have to frick them or make out



I've got to close some of these loopholes in my WYRs
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:01 am to
i'm cracking up
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87199 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:02 am to
quote:

do it yourself with painkillers, but with no medical experience?


This... either way I am losing an arm
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:02 am to
quote:

Would you rather have your arm amputated by a professional surgeon with no painkillers or do it yourself with painkillers, but with no medical experience?


oh god i don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by GamecockAlum
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:02 am to
Would you rather be a T-Rex or a Transformer?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35730 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:03 am to
But you put yourself at greater risk doing it yourself...
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87199 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:03 am to
quote:

T-Rex


THIS

RAAAAWWWWR !!!!
Posted by villager
Member since Nov 2010
3591 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:03 am to
i think the pro surgeon because i read somewhere you pass out if the pain gets too bad
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87199 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:04 am to
true, but if I die it will be while I am arguing with my finger or trying to figure out why my computer isn't a touch screen.
Posted by GamecockAlum
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:04 am to
Would you rather be a horse or a puma?
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30814 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:05 am to
Would you rather have sex for 5 minutes or 5 hours?
Posted by e2drummer
Member since Jun 2009
4221 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:05 am to
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But you put yourself at greater risk doing it yourself...

True, but if you know how to make a tourniquet, you'd probably be ok.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35730 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:05 am to
quote:

Would you rather be a T-Rex or a Transformer?
Can I be Grimlock, he's a Transformer who transforms into a T-Rex?
Posted by Bread Orgeron
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Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:05 am to
lalalala
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87199 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:05 am to
Would you rather smell like a fishy vag 24/7 or smell like crap for 24/7?
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30814 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:06 am to
fishy vag.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35730 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:06 am to
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True, but if you know how to make a tourniquet, you'd probably be ok.
When I say no medical experience, I mean completely oblivious...
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87199 posts
Posted on 12/28/10 at 2:06 am to
5 minutes... If I am having sex for 5 hours, something is wrong with my dick
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