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Nick Saban's successor
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:08 am
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:08 am
Isn't born yet, and wont be for centuries. I have it on good authority that CNS has begun the process of transformation into a 20ft long, 10,000 pound sandworm/human hybrid that can live 3,500 years and set us along the Golden Path to a permanent Bama football dynasty. Using his the knowledge he collects throughout the centuries, Nick Saban will outwit and outlast even the most worthy of opponents and ascend to his rightful title of God Emperor of Alabama Football.
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Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:08 am to TrussvilleTide
+1 for God Emperor of Dune reference
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:11 am to TrussvilleTide
Jimbo
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:14 am to TrussvilleTide
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Isn't born yet, and wont be for centuries
The clone of Nick Saban is being grown right now, using Nick Saban's old hip that he had replaced.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:16 am to TrussvilleTide
He got a new hip a few years ago. Little does the world of CFB know that that was just Phase 1 of the creation of Robo-Saban
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:48 am to TrussvilleTide
So you're saying it won't be Sark?
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:50 am to BradPitt
Yabba dabba dabo
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:50 am to BradPitt
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So you're saying it won't be Sark?
not uless he wins big at Texas and gets this handled
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:54 am to DP4Tide
Tbh anyone who goes there after Saban is in for it. I'd hate to take over after Saban. Even though he's leaving you a factory. Someone will find a way to burn it down
Posted on 9/29/21 at 11:55 am to TrussvilleTide
Trick question, as the Preacher man said it was the end of times, and the dodge charger dealership is going dry.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 12:34 pm to GetOutMeSwamp
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Tbh anyone who goes there after Saban is in for it. I'd hate to take over after Saban. Even though he's leaving you a factory. Someone will find a way to burn it down
Thats why hes turning himself into a sandworm/human hybrid that can live for 3,500 years, duh
Posted on 9/29/21 at 12:50 pm to TrussvilleTide
If he doesn't win it this year, you will hear whispers of how he is starting the Bowden Retirement Tour. I think Saban leaves without a prior announcement and to the surprise of fans. I don't think he care who his successor is and doesn't want to be blamed for any step back of the program.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 12:54 pm to TrussvilleTide
Bronco Mendenhall book it
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