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re: Nate Oats is engaged!

Posted on 4/4/26 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/4/26 at 1:52 pm to
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Apparently Nate Oats likes fat bitches because the fiancee is maybe an OT 4 if the eyes are glistening with liquor


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Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15083 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 1:56 pm to
The only thing similar between O and Oats is they had sex with a female that distracted them from winning championships.

The differences:
1) O proved capable of winning a championship when he wasn’t distracted. Oats hasn’t.
2) LSU fired O less than 2 years after winning a championship because he was distracted. Alabama is protecting Oats.
3) O was single and slept with a single mom. Oats was married and slept with an employee.

ETA: 4) Oats harbored a murderous gang and a drug distribution ring. O didn’t.
This post was edited on 4/4/26 at 1:57 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32026 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:04 pm to
Damn…that’s harsh.


Funny as hell….but harsh.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22783 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:11 pm to
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2) LSU fired O less than 2 years after winning a championship because he was distracted. Alabama is protecting Oats.


This new girl seems to have made him a better coach. He has made the sweet sixteen 4 years in a row, the elite 8 twice, and final four once in the past 4 years.

Ed Orgeron went 5-5 and 6-7.

Results are what got O fired. And why Oats is safe.

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3) O was single and slept with a single mom. Oats was married and slept with an employee.


You don’t know either for a fact. O was with Brandy before the ink dried on his divorce papers. Maybe they met at the courthouse. Or maybe she is why he got divorced. Same for Oats. She was a staffer. But left in 2022. No one here knows when they started sleeping together. Did he start banging her as soon as he walked through the doors in 2019? Maybe. Or maybe he got a divorce and then started looking for some cooter. It does not appear he slipped into her dms before slipping into her pants like Joey Freshwater.


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ETA: 4) Oats harbored a murderous gang and a drug distribution ring. O didn’t.


Such a thing could never happen at LSU.

quote:

LSU safety Derrick Bryant was arrested along with teammates Tyrann Mathieu, Jordan Jefferson, and Karnell Hatcher in October 2012. Police found 10 bags of marijuana in their apartment, with seven of them found in Bryant's backpack. Bryant was specifically charged with possession with intent to distribute.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22783 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:12 pm to
Live by the 3, die by the 3.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9937 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:24 pm to
You don’t beat cancer in one year. It takes at least 5 years to be cleared. You might be in remission or successfully treating it but it’s still there and can rear its angry head. Going through it with my wife.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22783 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:30 pm to
I am going off of what this article from a week ago stated.

Nate Oats’ Wife Overcame Major Life Battle Over a Decade Ago

quote:

Despite the physical toll of the treatment, the strength with which Crystal went through with it became an inspirational force in the Bulls' locker room. With a whole support system rallying behind them, the family received the news they were waiting for in August 2016: Crystal was officially in remission.


Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22783 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:32 pm to
I do wish you and your wife the best. I hope she beats it completely.
Posted by lsu711
Member since Sep 2003
15083 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 2:57 pm to
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Such a thing could never happen at LSU.

The Bama standard = the LSU standard?

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22783 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

The Bama standard = the LSU standard?


The inner city drug culture makes no distinction between jerseys. Neither does love of cooter.
Posted by ChauvinisticPigAttit
Member since Mar 2026
308 posts
Posted on 4/4/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Nate Oats is engaged


This is wonderful news.
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