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Mullen, Gruden, Kelly- Here's the Truth
Posted on 11/22/17 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 7:56 pm
This is all part of an elaborate smokescreen.
Kelly is the Smokescreen for Gruden, who is the Smokescreen for Mullen, who is the future Smokescreen for Frost, who will be the smokescreen for our real hire:
Chris Petersen.
This has all been a well orchestrated ruse. We're using Gruden body doubles at Calhoun's. This is next level.
Currie flew to Chicago last Wednesday and frickING VANISHED for 24 hours. Nobody knows where he was, and he ain't telling. The media and Vol internetters were tracking his every move, HOW THE frick DID HE JUST DISAPPEAR FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ?
He's a ninja, that's how.
A Ninja with a helicopter dick, and y'all are fricked.
Kelly is the Smokescreen for Gruden, who is the Smokescreen for Mullen, who is the future Smokescreen for Frost, who will be the smokescreen for our real hire:
Chris Petersen.
This has all been a well orchestrated ruse. We're using Gruden body doubles at Calhoun's. This is next level.
Currie flew to Chicago last Wednesday and frickING VANISHED for 24 hours. Nobody knows where he was, and he ain't telling. The media and Vol internetters were tracking his every move, HOW THE frick DID HE JUST DISAPPEAR FOR AN ENTIRE DAY ?
He's a ninja, that's how.
A Ninja with a helicopter dick, and y'all are fricked.
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Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:01 pm to Vols&Shaft83
:heavy breathing:
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:03 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Smooth post.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:05 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Saban already whooped that arse in the playoff last season.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
A Scientologist in the Bible belt, would be fun to see.
He'd win, no doubt.
He'd win, no doubt.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Surprised it took this long for Petersen to realize he already hit his ceiling at washington.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:07 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:08 pm to Vols&Shaft83
You'll end up with the Memphis coach (or similar) and it will probably be a decent hire but you guys will be so pissed off that it's not Gruden or some other big name that you're going to make it difficult for the new guy to succeed early on.
I'm not trying to be a smartass either. I have an interest in you guys being worth a shite. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Just chill. If you hire another Derek Dooley then you can freak out and I'll be freaking out with you.
I'm not trying to be a smartass either. I have an interest in you guys being worth a shite. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Just chill. If you hire another Derek Dooley then you can freak out and I'll be freaking out with you.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:10 pm to TT9
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A Scientologist in the Bible belt, would be fun to see.
Pretty sure you're confusing Petersen with Peterson.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:10 pm to Vols&Shaft83
That's the list?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:11 pm to kywildcatfanone
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kywildcatfanone
Welcome to my thread. I'm Vols&Shaft83, have you ever taken your father in law to a Tennessee game?
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Welcome to my thread. I'm Vols&Shaft83, have you ever taken your father in law to a Tennessee game?
Hey, my post wasn't ugly.
A couple. One in Knoxville and one in Florida. Both UT losses. Saw lots of game bibs. Laughed every time.
This post was edited on 11/22/17 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Haha
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:14 pm to Diamondawg
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That's the list?
Petersen IS The List. He's the end game. You'll have to give him a raise, but Mullen is staying in Starkville, per backchannels.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Na, he's a Scientologist.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:15 pm to TT9
Been proven that he’s not iirc
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Is fl98 down for you?
God DAMN the nugs were flying tonight
God DAMN the nugs were flying tonight
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:16 pm to David Ricky
Believe Jer is moody rn
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:16 pm to mountain D values
frick
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:17 pm to mountain D values
Really? If so, would be a great hire for you guys.
He'd win, that's for sure.
He'd win, that's for sure.
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