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re: Mizzou Meltdown-in-Progress Thread: Welcome Invitation for Everyone!!!

Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by SoCalMIZ
Jumbotown, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2012
2875 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:10 pm to
The Rammer gets on internets.

Reads stuff on internets that upsets him.

Kicks dog and calls wife a "dick fig".

You're a clown bro.
Posted by mograyback
Member since Jul 2011
7102 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:16 pm to
Jafo, well said and I hear you on that..

FightTigers you're like the reasonable voice in my head that I don't listen to enough, I need to bookmark that and read it from time to time.

Socal, nicely done.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:21 pm to
Nat Lite,

Im a required taste. Like Nat Lite, I can induce vomiting, vertigo, and diarrhea. Although I suck, you keep coming back for more because I'm cheap entertainment.

Nat Lite and Killz like two peas in a pod.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22426 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:24 pm to
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mizzoukills, you are the worst mizzou poster on this board.




Don't mess with Killz
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:30 pm to
Holy shite, LSU...where did you find that home video of me from my college years? You know my Mom? I'm one big badass Mofo, aren't I?

Listen to LSU, peeps! You mess with the horse, you get the dick.

Snap!
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 8:32 pm
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22426 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:31 pm to
I just thought I would warn him!
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17303 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:34 pm to
Kills,did your OC have a sex change op last spring? Only reason I see to keep him around.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:35 pm to
Mess with the horse, you get the dick. You better have a watermelon sized vagina if you plan to mess with this stallion.
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Y'all don't even know what losing really feels like, so suck a dick and just bathe in the glory of winning every game but LSU!


they should know what's like to lose. check out the 15 yrs before saban arrived. they just forgot. that's OK, but their shite talking has crossed the line.
Posted by LSUNV
In the woods or on the water
Member since Feb 2011
22426 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:39 pm to


That's funny right there! Take it easy on him now! I wouldn't want you to get all mad and go on a rampage like you did last spring! People get hurt when you get mad
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17303 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:41 pm to
Cut the bams some slack, they live next to Auburn.
Posted by mograyback
Member since Jul 2011
7102 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:42 pm to
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Kills,did your OC have a sex change op last spring? Only reason I see to keep him around.


Somehow this bozo has a great effect on recruits and has lasting relationships with past players.. If my coach showed up for practice in white tights I might transfer.. or laugh my arse off.. but when combined with the rest of him, I'd think it was weird.

Just heard an interview with the QB we have committed and he named Yost as a major reason he was a firm commit. None of us get it..
This post was edited on 9/24/12 at 8:44 pm
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:44 pm to
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You're a clown bro.
I'll have to second this. Big floppy shoes and all.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:46 pm to
I've said it before...Yeast is a great recruiter, terrible OC. The kids love him. He's good at developing talent. He fricking sucks at play calling.

Hire Petrino as OC, make Yeast the highest paid recruiter in the country so he remains on the staff, and let's win our second football championship!

Goooooo Mizzou!!!
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15415 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

If you watched any games


Hell no. Those jerseys hurt my eyes

quote:

There's no lack of effort on his part


That's not what I said. For all the effort in the world he still isn't getting any stats. For someone who cocked off all offseason, Moe has yet to eclipse 100 yds/game in Missouri's pass happy offense. No one gives a shite if he's playing hard...everyone does that (well...for 13/14 teams in this conference anyway)
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:52 pm to
pepa,

Are you calling your own Bama fans clowns?!!!
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15415 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:54 pm to
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Dont worry about Porker. Its clear as day he hates Missouri far more than he loves Arkansas.


Try this on for size: I know scores of Hog fans IRL that I can talk to about my team. When I get online, I check the situation and it seems Missouri is always an easy target because they're always either losing, talking dumb shite, getting busted at DWI checkpoints, or posting embarrassing videos

I'll let you wrestle with that for awhile, champ
Posted by omrebelfan20
27-24 Corndog Blvd
Member since Sep 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 8:59 pm to
im sure franklin would have a better completion percentage than USA's qb unlike that nfl prospect tyler russell..
Posted by kilo
Member since Oct 2011
27454 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

I check the situation and it seems Missouri is always an easy target because they're always either losing, talking dumb shite, getting busted at DWI checkpoints, or posting embarrassing videos


Nice Porker...

The reason I dont think you are a real Hog fan is there is no way you could try and run this smack without realizing how completely fricking stupid it sounds coming from a Hog fan.

The one fan base that should run ZERO smack this year is Arkansas, hands down.
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15415 posts
Posted on 9/24/12 at 9:03 pm to
We talked shite about how this conference was our bitch coming in to this year? Link?
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