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LSU-Aub Excuse Agreement
Posted on 10/23/10 at 4:20 am
Posted on 10/23/10 at 4:20 am
I'd like to set up an excuse agreement, which will do two things. 1. To prevent further embarassment of your team after a loss by acting like a bunch of whiney b****es. 2. To not discredit the winning team from their win.
So, I'm going to add a couple excuses. Feel free to make ammendments.
- If _____ didn't get hurt on that cheap play, we would have won. (Well, he shouldn't have gotten himself in that situation)
- If _______ didn't make that stupid play call, we would have won (You should have fired him last year)
- The referees blew the game. (You shouldn't have let the game come down to the refs)
- They cheated. (No, no they didn't)
- If ______ would have played more, it would be over. (Your coaches are part of the team, therefore, its your fault for having them)
- If ______ wasn't on your team, we would have won. (Well, he is. Shut up)
I'd also like to get rid of the "Y'all got lucky beating us, but you will lose to ______." (You can't talk shite after you lose. You're stooping to the level of that fat kid in middle school that always got his arse handed to him, but continued to talk shite anyways.)
So, I'm going to add a couple excuses. Feel free to make ammendments.
- If _____ didn't get hurt on that cheap play, we would have won. (Well, he shouldn't have gotten himself in that situation)
- If _______ didn't make that stupid play call, we would have won (You should have fired him last year)
- The referees blew the game. (You shouldn't have let the game come down to the refs)
- They cheated. (No, no they didn't)
- If ______ would have played more, it would be over. (Your coaches are part of the team, therefore, its your fault for having them)
- If ______ wasn't on your team, we would have won. (Well, he is. Shut up)
I'd also like to get rid of the "Y'all got lucky beating us, but you will lose to ______." (You can't talk shite after you lose. You're stooping to the level of that fat kid in middle school that always got his arse handed to him, but continued to talk shite anyways.)
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Posted on 10/23/10 at 4:28 am to jagwareagle
The Conductor is a madman
You can’t get off the train
It moves with a speed and purpose
You simply can’t explain
He speaks a different language
The train keeps rolling on
The players seem to know it
But you wonder where you’ve gone
And then we’re at mid-season
Without a loss in sight
Are you awake or are you dreaming?
The train rolls on all night…
And now we have the matchup
Welcome to the Undefeated Show!
That train just keeps on rolling
Can you hear the whistle blow?
The Conductor just keeps smiling
As we go plowing down the track
It's full speed ahead, Tiger Fans
There is no looking back
You can’t get off the train
It moves with a speed and purpose
You simply can’t explain
He speaks a different language
The train keeps rolling on
The players seem to know it
But you wonder where you’ve gone
And then we’re at mid-season
Without a loss in sight
Are you awake or are you dreaming?
The train rolls on all night…
And now we have the matchup
Welcome to the Undefeated Show!
That train just keeps on rolling
Can you hear the whistle blow?
The Conductor just keeps smiling
As we go plowing down the track
It's full speed ahead, Tiger Fans
There is no looking back
Posted on 10/23/10 at 4:33 am to Analyze That
Very nice! Should be a good one!
Posted on 10/23/10 at 5:02 am to jagwareagle
-If _______ would have recruited some decent DB's we could have stopped their passing attack. (Should've fired his arse in midseason the year before you did)
-If _________ wouldn't have missed that field goal in overtime, we surely would have won in the next overtime. (Should have scored some touchdowns because they're worth more points)
Here's to a good game!
-If _________ wouldn't have missed that field goal in overtime, we surely would have won in the next overtime. (Should have scored some touchdowns because they're worth more points)
Here's to a good game!This post was edited on 10/23/10 at 5:13 am
Posted on 10/23/10 at 7:18 am to JonTheTigerFan
Its been game day here for 15 hours.. the anticipation is killing me! 
Posted on 10/23/10 at 8:21 am to jagwareagle
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LSU-Aub Excuse Agreement
Okay now what about the Auburn excuses?
Posted on 10/23/10 at 8:25 am to Ultraclassictiger
well I can assure you - you won't hear an excuse from me as an AU fan. should be a fun afternoon. best of luck to you guys
Posted on 10/23/10 at 11:24 am to Ultraclassictiger
Make some! I won't come up with excuses. Should be a hard fought game!
Posted on 10/23/10 at 11:40 am to jagwareagle
No excuses! The only thing that matters is a win today. Forget about the past 7 games or any team rankings, BCS or otherwise. Let's play like there is no tomorrow and leave everything on the field. Let the best of the West win. Good luck and 
Posted on 10/23/10 at 11:55 am to jagwareagle
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that fat kid in middle school that always got his arse handed to him, but continued to talk shite anyways
Posted on 10/23/10 at 12:16 pm to jagwareagle
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You're stooping to the level of that fat kid in middle school that always got his arse handed to him, but continued to talk shite anyways.
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