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re: Last year, 300+ LSU fans started 500+ threads about Alabama during this 2 week stretch

Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:29 pm to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:29 pm to
You become a pilot and passenger confidence is at an all time low due to recurring equipment failure and you expect me to believe it’s just a coincidence?

I think not!
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:30 pm to
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You become a pilot and passenger confidence is at an all time low due to recurring equipment failure and you expect me to believe it’s just a coincidence?

I think not!


Now that I think about it... You're not wrong.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 6:37 pm to
That is a lot of stupid posters. It's fair to say, I suppose, that every lsu poster that visits our SEC Rant are raging imbeciles.

Will we ever know what makes them as stupid and backwards as they are without immersing ourselves into their ignorant and lowbrow lives?

No, we will never know what makes them what they are. Their culture is one of secrecy and darkness and various types of seafood and very cheap beer.

No one wants to live among them to figure out what it is that makes lsu fans what they are.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:02 pm to
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I would like to add Melt, also that this is a message board and people are supposed to post messages.


Add in, I can't believe you spent all that time thinking about LSU to make a thread. That must have taken hours.


Melt, bitch.

Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5736 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:04 pm to
Only due to message requests privately directed our way, we ran our ML Engine sponsored by Fan Droppings LLC on this user account.

25.3% of this user’s posts on “www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/“ since Mid-March 2019 involve keywords related to LSU.

2.6% of posts involve keyword “Auburn.”

ETA
A large pct of the posts involving keyword “auburn” also involve keywords “frick” and “you” within the same string. Strange.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 7:17 pm
Posted by okietiger
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Member since Oct 2005
40976 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:20 pm to
That graphic
Posted by JohnnyU
Florida
Member since Nov 2006
12350 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:22 pm to
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Tuscaloosa


Dude, that is some serious LSU obsession you have. See a therapist. Get some medication. Check into a psych facility. Cuddle with your Nick Saban plush doll.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:26 pm to
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I'm kidding.

I think most reasonable people acknowledge this is a game.


Most do. But then you have fans that murder unconscious men by bashing them in the head with tire irons as they lay on the floor.

Then you will have police chiefs say that the murder was about a football game and then, 1 day later, state that he isn't really sure if the murder of the unconscious man was about football or not.

You get a simple manslaughter charge, pick up a little trash on the weekends for a month or so, pay 300 dollars in court costs, and are free to stalk and murder other Bama fans when your team loses.
This post was edited on 10/27/19 at 7:31 pm
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Only due to message requests privately directed our way, we ran our ML Engine sponsored by Fan Droppings LLC on this user account.

25.3% of this user’s posts on “www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/“ since Mid-March 2019 involve keywords related to LSU.

2.6% of posts involve keyword “Auburn.”

ETA
A large pct of the posts involving keyword “auburn” also involve keywords “frick” and “you” within the same string. Strange.


You sound like you are obsessed. Why not get a job or pick up a hobby?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:33 pm to
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25.3% of this user’s posts on “www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/“ since Mid-March 2019 involve keywords related to LSU.


Seems low, and disappointing.

quote:

A large pct of the posts involving keyword “auburn” also involve keywords “frick” and “you” within the same string. Strange.


I do not know what this is about.
Posted by CtrlAltDel
B-Ham
Member since Nov 2007
995 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:36 pm to
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You just opened a shite load of old wounds man.

ETA: I had to upvote your dedication in naming all those TD screen names though. For me to do that it would’ve taken me well over three hours of individually typing out each individual name.


If it takes you three hours to individually type out a single name, I wan't to commend you on making this post.

This post, alone, likely took you 72 hours or more to type out. That is some serious dedication.
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2066 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:38 pm to
You have entirely too much free time. You should venture out of your double wide and get a life.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5736 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:40 pm to
Appreciate the advice brother.

I’ll plug it into our ML Engine and see if the quality of life improves over living with grandma and grandpa, getting free Bang energy drinks and Ritalin from cousin Steve.

I just don’t see it tho.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46640 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:43 pm to
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getting free Bang energy drinks and Ritalin from cousin Steve.


Where is this "Steve" fella? I need to speak with him. For a friend.
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Tuscaloosa


Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5736 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:48 pm to
He goes by E-vets. (E to the vets or something)

Grandma and grandpa don’t like when he comes around. They say he’s a bad influence on me. He has a soundcloud.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
46640 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:51 pm to
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He has a soundcloud.


Link?
Posted by Hoosyadaddy
Member since Jun 2012
456 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:51 pm to
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You go home to a whale. I go home to a smoke show I just happen to be related to. Who's the real winner here?


Upvote
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5736 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132486 posts
Posted on 10/27/19 at 9:12 pm to
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