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re: Lane Kiffin to ride in Endymion parade

Posted on 1/26/26 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 4:51 pm to


I make a motion that arguing about Mardi Gras origins and krewe supremacy get added to our annual "who has the best bbq" and "check out our new equipment truck" off-season threads.

Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 5:03 pm to
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Do you know what the capital of Louisiana was in 1703?

The Library of Congress is using present day maps as explanation. But that doesn’t change the HISTORY of it.

Mobile was founded as the capital of colonial French Louisiana in 1702 and remained a part of New France for over 60 years.
Good job just ignoring that part of all of it


Yes, and all the battles of the American Revolution that occurred in New York state, for example, really happened in the United Kingdom, not the United States.

Why are coonasses retarded?
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 5:12 pm to
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I wasn't referring to New Orleans Mardi Gras, I was referring to the first Mardi Gras on the continent which occurred in 1699 at Point du Mardi Gras, Louisiana. That was before either New Orleans or Mobile was founded.


You aren't referring to anything because you don't know how to read or decipher the meaning of English words. The plaque erected at the site where the French pirates landed at overnight is just a name that they gave the piece of land before moving on the next day.

There was no celebration, there was no parade, there was no society, there was no civilization, there was no krewe, there was nothing but a name arbitrarily given to the campsite where these pirates landed for a night.

The only reason it was named Point du Mardi Gras was because they happened to arrive there during the Lent season; that's it.

The only celebration they had was celebrating to touch land. The very link you provide with an image of the plaque refers to no Mardi Gras celebration of any kind, whatsoever.

Did you speak Cajun as a child in school? Can you understand English properly? Point du Mardi Gras in the English language, which is what most modern day Americans speak, means Mardi Gras Point. It doesn't translate to "there was a Mardi Gras festival/celebration here".
This post was edited on 1/26/26 at 5:19 pm
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 5:32 pm to
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Louisiana unquestionably did do Mardi Gras first on the continent.


Modern day Alabama held the first Mardi Gras festival, unquestionably. Thanks for acknowledging that.

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New Orleans does it best (and has for 100+ years).


Zero relevance to this discussion. You are off on an unrelated tangent because you have no solid ground to stand on in the current discussion.

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And in typical Gump fashion, Mobile is the ultimate “what about us” trying to whore in for attention.


Records are recorded for a reason and those records must be set straight from time to time, so that the uncultured and uneducated can gain knowledge and improve themselves.

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Plus the one random poop swastika fan in here all bent out of shape over this for some reason.


That poster was just another educated individual attempting, vainly, to impart knowledge upon the brow of virtual, modern day Neanderthals.

Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 5:36 pm to
Three rambling posts in a row, this Gump is melting.
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 5:43 pm to
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Three rambling posts in a row, this Gump is melting.


I'm just catching up on all the fun, coonass. Those of us with jobs, most assuredly unlike yourself, can't rely on welfare and don't have the feminine leisure of posting on a message board all day.
This post was edited on 1/26/26 at 5:44 pm
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:07 pm to
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Imagine a hillbilly transplant thinking he knows more about New Orleans than someone born and raised here.
You mean he wasnt my float partner on that boat in Tucks?
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:09 pm to
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I'm just catching up on all the fun, coonass. Those of us with jobs, most assuredly unlike yourself, can't rely on welfare and don't have the feminine leisure of posting on a message board all day.


Keep telling yourself you are more educated and earn more money than I do, it’s cute.
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:15 pm to
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Keep telling yourself you are more educated and earn more money than I do, it’s cute.


Your insecurity is glaring.

I never said anything at all like you suggested. I stated that I have a job and was catching up on some posts in a thread I was involved in.

You, being a woman that doesn't have to work and gets to post all day long, believe that is melting.

Oh yeah, and the very first Mardi Gras occurred in modern day Alabama.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:25 pm to
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Those of us with jobs, most assuredly unlike yourself, can't rely on welfare



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Your insecurity is glaring. I never said anything at all like you suggested



Insecurity?
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:32 pm to
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Insecurity?


Yes, only people with deep insecurities about their worthless life and failures at being normal people voluntarily start belching out how much richer and smarter they are than others.

That just came out of the blue, almost like you are retarded or something.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:35 pm to
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Yes, only people with deep insecurities about their worthless life and failures at being normal people voluntarily start belching out how much richer and smarter they are than others. That just came out of the blue, almost like you are retarded or something.


Read your posts above. You are clearly not very bright.
Posted by ColoradoAg
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 6:40 pm to
Did I fall into TD accidentally? Nobody in the SEC cares if Kiffin is in a parade or not.
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 7:25 pm to
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Read your posts above. You are clearly not very bright.


Since you loudly proclaim your high intelligence at even the slightest opportunity, perhaps you could teach your fellow LSU fans about the origin of Mardi Gras festivals, in this country, in present day Alabama.

That doesn't mean that you have to become a Bama fan or anything or give up your coonass identification card.
This post was edited on 1/26/26 at 7:31 pm
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:10 pm to
You going to brag about your 20 years younger girlfriend again, lol?

CUYLER!!
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:12 pm to
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CUYLER!!



Damn I miss that guy.
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:13 pm to
Makes sense, Cuyler is one of the only people on this board who could make you look smart. They don’t call him BamaStephen for nothing.
Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:20 pm to
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You going to brag about your 20 years younger girlfriend again, lol?

CUYLER!!


Sheesh, bitch gets beaten like a ragdoll in her own thread and her only resort is to imagine it is some other random poster that also likely beat her like she didn't cook dinner correctly.

You are just dumb; anyone can best you on just about any topic. It doesn't have to be some nemesis from the past. It can be just about any random person. Sad.
This post was edited on 1/26/26 at 8:26 pm
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12475 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:28 pm to
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Sheesh, bitch gets beaten like a ragdoll in her own thread and her only resort is to imagine it is some other random poster that also likely beat her like she didn't cook dinner correctly. You are just dumb; anyone can best you on just about any topic. It doesn't have to be some nemesis from the past. It can be just about any random person. Sad.



Yes, you are definitely a new poster.


Posted by Tom McD
Member since Jan 2026
74 posts
Posted on 1/26/26 at 8:48 pm to
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Yes, you are definitely a new poster.


Right. It doesn't take making almost 13,000 posts in a couple of years to know how to shite talk with a shite talker.

Any new poster can do that. You are nothing special and this site doesn't have a steep learning curve or anything.
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