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re: Kyler Murray Is 5’10 1/8”

Posted on 3/1/19 at 5:17 am to
Posted by General RL Bullard
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2018
824 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 5:17 am to
This is great news for guys like me.

“Baby, this isn’t just five inches. This is five and a muh-fuggin’ eighth!”
Posted by SquirrelyBama
Member since Nov 2011
6389 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 5:36 am to
I don't care how tall Kyler Murray is, he can ball !!!

If Murry falls into the right situation, he'll succeed in the NFL
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:36 am to
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How is it not relevant? Bama was a source of ridicule for quite a while as having piddly game managers at QB, and they changed that in the blink of an eye now didn't they? Why can't you?



Ahh yes, I do recall many many years ago when the nation would laugh at Alabama's game manager QB's for *puts on glasses* winning 12 games per year and *squints eyes* 5 national championships...
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:41 am to
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his short arms and midget physical traits make hm look shorter than he really is. has that creepy midget head and face.



Kyler has been on HGH since he was in middle school when it was clear he was taking more after his mom's genes than kevin's. That's what has caused his features to be disproportional.

A kid in my grade had to do the same things because he was undersized and he ended up looking like a weird arse caveman and still never broke 6 ft. He could grow a beard before lunch though.
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:45 am to
Nick Fitzgerald is better than Kyler Murray.
Posted by deaux
Member since Oct 2018
20267 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:47 am to
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Nick Fitzgerald is better than Kyler Murray.



There’s no way you typed that with a straight face
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:57 am to
i did type it with a straight face, but i'm an excellent poker player. In all seriousness I hope Dallas drafts Kyler. Dak needs someone to hold the clipboard and run slants with the occasional option of a QB throwback.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23176 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 7:58 am to
Can we all agree that, with tens of millions on the line, that Kyler Murray did everything science would allow to reach this 5’10 mark?

He took growth hormones, he did daily decompression inversions, he stretched daily with psychical therapist, he practiced getting his height taken with every little trick ever conceived to get an extra millimeter.

When he got to that measurement, he had trained for it and stretched his body to the maximum.

While the other guys just kind of stood there, he was in the most important measurement of his life. He will forever been known as “over 5’10”, even though he is not.

5’9 would have been devastating and his agents knew it. His whole career would have been talking about how small he was. There is a huge psychological difference between 5’9 and 5’10. Congrats to him for beating the system, I just people to ease off of celebrating it. He gammed the system and is forever recorded as talller than he actually is.
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 8:42 am to
Without a doubt, there's never been anyone with more on the line for less than an inch of height.

BTW: Daylon Mack just got listed as 6'1, these measurements seem suspect.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3754 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 10:21 am to
Username boomer. Mizzou fan. Trolling Aggie. It all checks out.
Posted by Huge Richard
Member since Dec 2018
3743 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 10:25 am to
Height is not the most important measurement for a man. Wink wink.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 10:47 am to
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Kyler has excelled at football at every level he has played at. It's time for people like you to sit down and be quiet.


Time for you BDF idiots to leave and go back to your crap conference and message boards
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
22156 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 10:49 am to
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He's Michael Vick with an arm.


Midget Vick ... there's a nickname
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