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re: Killz's midseason adjusted outlook for the rest of the 2015 Mizzou season
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:14 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:14 am to mizzoukills
Just up voted Killz. What is life?
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Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:28 am to mizzoukills
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Adjusted Prediction: Mizzou will indeed score one touchdown between now and the end of the season, but it will take a village to get it done.
On offense or defense?
Because my money is on the defense.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:33 am to BluegrassBelle
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Because my money is on the defense.
Mine to Belle this Offense needs to be taken out back and put out of its misery
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:34 am to BluegrassBelle
Prediction: I will state the Mizzou offense has never been very good.
Prediction: Killz will ask "why am I flaming him?"
Prediction: Belle will state matter of factly how "under rated" the great coach Pinkel is.
Prediction: Killz will ask "why am I flaming him?"
Prediction: Belle will state matter of factly how "under rated" the great coach Pinkel is.
This post was edited on 10/26/15 at 11:05 am
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:36 am to BluegrassBelle
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Because my money is on the defense.
I said it will take a village, meaning that our punter will punt the ball, the opposing team will catch it (which will effectively turn them into the offensive team) and begin to run down the field. Our punter (who suddenly has become a defensive player) will strip the ball from the runner's hands and pick up the ball (suddenly he's become an offensive player). He'll start to run for a touchdown when he'll inexplicably get tripped up by another Mizzou player about 15 yards from a touchdown causing him to fumble the ball. A player from the opposing team will pick up the fumbled ball and attempt to run it down the field when suddenly a bird swoops down and attacks his helmet, temporarily blinding him. That player will run straight into a referee which will force a fumble. Many players will jump on the fumbled ball but fail to secure it, until it happens to be picked up by (you guessed it) our punter who runs it in for a touchdown.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:36 am to Jagd Tiger
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Prediction: Belle will state matter of factly how "under rated" the great coach Pinkel is.
You want the guy shitcanned. One shitty season coming off a couple SEC East titles doesn't exactly warrant that.
Don't turn this into some shitty OMG FIRE PINKEL pissing contest thread.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:40 am to Jagd Tiger
Jagd Tiger,
Why do you always flame in my threads?
ETA: frick, I just read your second prediction.
Why do you always flame in my threads?
ETA: frick, I just read your second prediction.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:49 am to mizzoukills
I wouldn't call it obsessed. I only have a heart shaped frame with your avatar pic in it on my dresser.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:50 am to BluegrassBelle
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You want the guy shitcanned. One shitty season coming off a couple SEC East titles doesn't exactly warrant that.
This season is mostly irrelevant, other than its a continuation of the same crappy offense Mizzou has had w/ Pinkel, since most of you can even remember. A couple of months ago you were yacking about how awesome Pinkel is, it's unfortunate that you don't have a clue of what you're talking about.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:51 am to mizzoukills
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ETA: frick, I just read your second prediction.
yup, I nailed it again.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:51 am to MIZZOU_JP
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I only have a heart shaped frame with your avatar pic in it on my dresser.
I'm flattered! All is forgiven.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:52 am to Jagd Tiger
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yup, I nailed it again.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:41 am to mizzoukills
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I hate Ohio State fans, and you all should too.
There are very few people who would disagree with you. In the rankings of the worst fans in the country, Ohio State fans rank worst no matter what decade, era, or year. They are without any doubt, THE worst fans in America. No matter what conference, what team, what bowl, if you play Ohio State, you will quickly consider them the worst. Ever.
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:56 am to TheRaid
I mean, I guess I've never seen firsthand how awful they are. It's amazing that one table of 6 made me hate a fanbase and school more than I already did. I mean, I went from innocent hate to full blown real life hate.
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