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Jon Sumrall is the more tarded version of Gronk, Coach O and Ogre

Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:51 am
Posted by Pat Dye 60 minutes
Member since Jun 2026
130 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:51 am
I never thought someone could be an even bigger meat-head than those 3 idiots but Jon Sumrall just said "hold my special-needs, protective helmet."

I'm almost certain that Coach O, Gronk and Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, all had a threesome one night and the result of that threesome was a special-needs lovechild named Jon Sumrall.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 4:52 am
Posted by dukeg7213
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2023
7406 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:00 am to
Coach O won a national championship

I couldn’t even tell you auburns head coaches name
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16516 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:04 am to
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couldn’t even tell you auburns head coaches name


He's a member of the Foo Fighters, I think.
Posted by Cknsnghtmre
Member since Sep 2026
51 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:45 am to
You can tell by his eyes he’s on the spectrum. He likes to tell everyone how tough he is at the podium every week
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
32706 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:06 am to
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Coach O won a national championship

I couldn’t even tell you auburns head coaches name


Look at how offended you got.

And you know our coaches name is Gordish.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 7:07 am
Posted by ShrimperDan
Fernandina
Member since Jul 2026
275 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:20 am to
That meathead is going to send that dirty commie Golesh back to Russia. Putin might put him a gulag for losing so bad.
Posted by D500MAG
Oklahoma
Member since Oct 2010
4098 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:28 am to
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And you know our coaches name is Gordish.


lol, no it isn't

It's Goulash.
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