re: Joe Burrow wears a 10.5

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It’s gonna be fun to shove this down your throat in two years when LSU hasn’t won shite since you sucked Joe Burrow’s knob off.

One thing for sure, LSU saved a ton of money on Liberal Democrat Burrow's ring. With tiny hands and fingers didn't have to spend much on the gold and diamonds.

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It’s gonna be fun to shove this down your throat in two years when LSU hasn’t won shite since you sucked Joe Burrow’s knob off.

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Hopefully Bama can continue to dominate MSU.

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Hope y'all have a comfy couch, Ted. The BulldogBelle may be putting you there when that happens.

Guh needsa get them nails did. Ain't nobody looking past them janky fingers...

DE-licious!

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The center ring looks cool, the other 2 are meh at best.

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Maybe someone already clarified this, but why are there two national championship rings?

Is one provided by the CFP and one by the school?


ETA: Found this article with more information, and what the designs represent. Pretty interesting thought process.

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...an SEC Championship ring, a College Football Playoff champions ring provided by the CFP, and an LSU-provided national championship ring.

The SEC Championship ring was the first LSU won, and it features several distinctive features. First and most obviously is the color, a characteristic as unique to LSU as any other. Yellow gold and sixteen purple stones adorn the face for LSU's 16 conference championships, and the scores of all eight conference wins in 2019 line the interior of the ring. One side features the score of the championship game in Atlanta and the text "Geaux Tigers." The other features the owner's name and position with another signature phrase: "One Team. One Heartbeat."

The CFP ring usually comes standard, but LSU, in fitting fashion, added its own distinct touch. The CFP ball logo is gold, and it sits atop each ring won every year by the season's champion. "It was just going to be silver (around the ball), and we kind of just threw it out there: It'd be cool if we had purple stones in there."

The crown jewel of the group is the LSU-issued national championship ring. The top of the ring is stunning, featuring white-gold LSU stones on top of a yellow-gold rendering of the national championship trophy. Combined with the purple stones behind the trophy, it showcases all three official school colors: purple, gold, and white, a very intentional design element.

Four stones for the four national championship programs in modern history line the edges of the top. The ring is modern in design but inspired by LSU's tradition, drawing on design elements from not just 2003 and 2007, but also 1958. "There are other people who have walked this road before you," Ponamsky says, "and you want to make sure that you show some deferential kind of respect to them."

Like the 1958 ring, one side features a rendering of Tiger Stadium. The stadium is also a nod to the fans who helped drive the 2019 team to glory.

On the other side of the ring is the state of Louisiana, which was imperative to Orgeron.

Perhaps the most poignant feature is inside of the ring, where the text "LSU standard of performance" is engraved. It's a phrase Orgeron adopted in the spring of 2019.

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Perfect Fit: LSU's Championship Rings Tell a Story for the Ages

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It’s so cute to watch the insecure make every thread about them.

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FIFY

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Tuna almost made a 10 on the Wonderlic. Almost...

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To be fair, he was probably writing out Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa on the top of the test and ran out of time.