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Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks, he has a secret plan

Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm
Per TexAgs



In fact, he’s a genius…..
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:20 pm to
That’s why he always Carries all those papers in his hand
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 9:21 pm
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18190 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:21 pm to
If he was brilliant he wouldn't need a ploy to beat fricking Miami
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8044 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:24 pm to
Thats the old Les Miles timeout philosophy. First team to use all 6 total timeouts wins. Jimbo is doing that, only with QB's.

It is gonna BLOW our fricking mind when he trots out the wildcat in November with Archane at QB the entire night.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:24 pm to
I hope he has a secret playbook, too.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:28 pm to
Sounds like some of my family members buying worthless currency from Venezuela and thinking there’s going to a be a re-value when 1,000,000 Venezuelan Bolivar (worth less than $2 USD) will be paired with the American dollar and become 1-1 and worth $1 million USD.

Before you ask, it is real thing and scary people fall for it regardless of it’s obviously fake nature.

That’s about how I believe “plans” like this. Only the gullible will believe it.

They’re also likely to fall for MLMs…
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:49 pm to
They're in phase tah-two (need the Latoya gif)
Posted by JimmyRussell
Member since Sep 2022
200 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 9:59 pm to
Is this the phase that explains all the first class travel?
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18190 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

That’s about how I believe “plans” like this. Only the gullible will believe it
I have an essential oil to cure this I could sell them.
Posted by Referee
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2021
3010 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:03 pm to
Of course, he isn’t planning on losing to Miami either, but…
Posted by JimmyRussell
Member since Sep 2022
200 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:07 pm to
Flag if I am wrong, Referee. The people of Louisiana are paying for that.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks


Dude is making bank through mediocrity.

Seems smart in that regard :)
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:12 pm to
This is like Q has invaded College football….I’m done,
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
8961 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 10:33 pm to
Could be playing chess with us all again.

Remember, he lost those early games last year so Bama wouldn't know what hit them.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5789 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

That’s why he always Carries all those papers in his hand



Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15072 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:12 pm to
That, ladies and gentlemen is pure aggy. That is who they are 100%.
Posted by WestRockyTop
West Tennessee
Member since Dec 2019
7209 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:15 pm to
Well, he failed in Phase I. So you think Phase II will be better?
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3359 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

Jimbo isn’t as dumb as he looks

Contraire , by all observations, he's even
dumber than he looks. Not quite Neanderthal, but close.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:23 pm to
Trust Sessions
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4159 posts
Posted on 9/16/22 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

will be paired with the American dollar and become 1-1 and worth $1 million USD.


Joke will be on them when rapid inflation sets in and a loaf of bread costs a million of our own dollars here in a few months.

(just joking [hopefully] before anyone gets their feelings in a twist)
This post was edited on 9/16/22 at 11:25 pm
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