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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:57 pm to AUCatfish
his face is priceless IVs of bacon grease administered on sideline
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:01 pm to WelcomeToDeathValley
just order a goddam large Farva
This post was edited on 5/18/11 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:03 pm to WelcomeToDeathValley
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:04 pm to Woopigsooie20
I hope like hell that team does not have white uniforms. Stay-Puft will be calling for a promo appearance.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:05 pm to AUCatfish
Sometimes I wish I could lay on my couch and use my stomach as a plate
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:05 pm to AUCatfish
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Jared Lorenzen looks like he is ready to play!
the offensive guard position.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:06 pm to MagillaGuerilla
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You're acting like he was skinny before
I know he's always been a porker, but for fricks sake, all he has to do is stay under 300 pounds and he can hold a clip board and make the league minimum. The guy had an arm.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:06 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
i love the pillsbury throwboy!
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:08 pm to Woopigsooie20
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:26 pm to Woopigsooie20
The guy is bigger than his linemen.
A lot bigger!
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:27 pm to USMC DAWG
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:29 pm to AUCatfish
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Former Colts and Giants QB Jared Lorenzen is currently playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League. And he's fatter than ever (see pic at link below). Lorenzen, who played college ball at Kentucky, was initially hired as the River Monster's GM. He since got back the "itch," and is currently leading the UIFL in passing yards and efficiency, and he is second in touchdown passes. The UIFL is said to be the equivalent of Double-A baseball, if the actual AFL was Triple-A.
From the picture, I think he also got an itch for lots of candy and bacon.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:43 pm to AUCatfish
It's too perfect that he plays for a team called the "River Monsters".
Posted on 5/18/11 at 1:45 pm to bbrownso
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From the picture, I think he also got an itch for lots of candy and bacon and cheesesteaks and Blue Bell and appetizers and Taco Bell and Dominos and liter-o-colas.
fify
Posted on 5/18/11 at 2:07 pm to AUCatfish
Posted on 5/18/11 at 2:08 pm to AUCatfish
River Monsters! Hell, that's a Table Monster.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 2:27 pm to AUCatfish
The Hefty Lefty needs a new nickname
Posted on 5/18/11 at 3:16 pm to RebFeBrees
speaking of river monsters, it's a damn strong television show.
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