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re: It's officially here, Tiger and Tide fans!! Bama/LSU Hate week!!!

Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:27 pm to
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:27 pm to
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Graduates’ starting salaries:
LSU — $47,300
Alabama — $41,500
Graduates’ mid-career salaries:
LSU — $83,200
Alabama — $76,500


You know a fanbase has nothing relevant to trash talk about when they start with this shite.

51 weeks out of the year I am an LSU fan, this is the one odd week.

frick all you toothless, inbred, swamp trash, Denham Springs trailer park dwelling, coonass motherfrickers.

Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:29 pm to
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Denham Springs trailer park

They've moved to Walker and other environs...for a proper undetected cook.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94382 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:31 pm to
Bear Bryant was a cheating, racist drunk.
Houndstooth is ugly.
No self respecting man waves pom poms
No matter how hard you deny, they're still pom-poms. Not "shakers"
Bryant-Denny looks like a toilet.

Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:33 pm to
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Bryant-Denny looks like a toilet.



Ok, the other stuff I've heard a hundred times but this? Really? It is literally one of the nicest stadiums in the country since all the renovations and addons.
Posted by Texas Tea
Ags against the World
Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:35 pm to
Especially when you consider what a dump Tiger Stadium is
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94382 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:36 pm to
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Especially when you consider what a dump Tiger Stadium is


This ain't your battle bat shite.
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:37 pm to
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It is literally one of the nicest stadiums in the country since all the renovations and addons.


May be the only time all week I agree with a Gump. Until 1987 it was one of the generally sorriest looking stadiums in the country. Now,it may be the best. Alabama truly has 101,000 or whatever it is seats, unlike the erector set in Knoxville with 106,000 'seats' in an 80,000 seat stadium.

Really nice facility.
Posted by Texas Tea
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Member since Aug 2013
2242 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:38 pm to
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This ain't your battle bat shite.




Fair enough, but I can't stand you coonasses.
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:38 pm to
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Their fans on the other hand


Yea,Alabama fans are just wonderful.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94382 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:43 pm to
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but I can't stand you coonasses.


Its mutual jizzjar. But we'll deal with you in a couple of weeks. Until then my hate is directed towards the rednecks on the wrong side of the Mississippi.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:44 pm to
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Their fans on the other hand.....

Watch it or I'm going to teabag your dog and poison your houseplants, chanting 'Process Process Process' in a hare krishna staccato the entire time finished by an orgasmic Rawl Tahd Pawwwwl!.
This post was edited on 11/3/13 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94382 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:45 pm to
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Watch it or I'm going to teabag your dog and poison your houseplants, chanting 'Process Process Process' in a hare krishna staccato the whole time


Rawl Tahd.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:47 pm to
lemme edit
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:48 pm to
Did I get all the stereotypes?

Oh wait, the chant is said 3 times but will count as 8.
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:50 pm to
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"Their fans on the other hand ..."


There are 100,000's of Alabama fans. How many do you actually know?
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94382 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:51 pm to
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Did I get all the stereotypes?


You forgot that Rammer Jammer gibberish.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:54 pm to
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I-59 Tiger




Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 4:55 pm to
They're not going to get the woodpecker angle.
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 5:00 pm to
Alabama has always been my second favorite SEC team, so no hate here
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/3/13 at 5:07 pm to
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Fair enough, but I can't stand you coonasses.

who can? if it weren't for boudain, i'd suggest nuclear options.
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