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It makes me sad that they didnt run the ball with Taylor Swift. Chiefs win then Burrow
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:15 pm
Pathetic decision by Reid. Chiefs win with Swift. Cause they bench her. They lose. Dumbassess. I dont think Kansas would win a single SEC Game they didnt do anything in their Big 12 this year. No wonder Philadelphia won.
That super bowl commercial told me that swift would be as athletic as jadeveon clowney and I believe it. Tired of all these agendas telling me otherwise.
Gonna go wait for the next Swiftie game. Maybe Kenderick shows up to and they can kenoff to a rap battle by kaning each other with Pitts. Looks like a rude seed. Rap beefs sound like the dumbest shite of all time and yet more entertaining than that soup bowl. I had potato last night.
Anybody else hungover as shite from that embarssment last night that was auburn tree hugging. No wonder florida kaned them. But the bourbon vodka everclear huts.
That super bowl commercial told me that swift would be as athletic as jadeveon clowney and I believe it. Tired of all these agendas telling me otherwise.
Gonna go wait for the next Swiftie game. Maybe Kenderick shows up to and they can kenoff to a rap battle by kaning each other with Pitts. Looks like a rude seed. Rap beefs sound like the dumbest shite of all time and yet more entertaining than that soup bowl. I had potato last night.
Anybody else hungover as shite from that embarssment last night that was auburn tree hugging. No wonder florida kaned them. But the bourbon vodka everclear huts.
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Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:18 pm to The Winner
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Anybody else hungover as shite from that embarssment last night
You sound like you just drank through the night on into this afternoon.
What in the frick are you saying?
This post was edited on 2/10/25 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:19 pm to The Winner
Posted on 2/10/25 at 2:24 pm to IAmNERD
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You sound like you just drank through the night on into this afternoon.
What in the frick are you saying?
I think he switched to LSD.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 3:10 pm to The Winner
What in the... 
Posted on 2/10/25 at 3:38 pm to The Winner
Are you Mercer bears alter?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:26 pm to The Winner
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Pathetic decision by Reid. Chiefs win with Swift. Cause they bench her. They lose. Dumbassess. I dont think Kansas would win a single SEC Game they didnt do anything in their Big 12 this year. No wonder Philadelphia won.
That super bowl commercial told me that swift would be as athletic as jadeveon clowney and I believe it. Tired of all these agendas telling me otherwise.
Gonna go wait for the next Swiftie game. Maybe Kenderick shows up to and they can kenoff to a rap battle by kaning each other with Pitts. Looks like a rude seed. Rap beefs sound like the dumbest shite of all time and yet more entertaining than that soup bowl. I had potato last night.
Anybody else hungover as shite from that embarssment last night that was auburn tree hugging. No wonder florida kaned them. But the bourbon vodka everclear huts.
When my daughter first learned to talk she was easier to understand that what you typed. What the actual frick are you saying?
Posted on 2/10/25 at 4:39 pm to The Winner
I ran the OPs post through a Mississippi to English translator and it spit this out
"Andy Reid’s decision-making has reached levels of incompetence previously thought impossible. The Chiefs, who are scientifically proven to perform optimally with Swift in attendance, foolishly benched her influence. Predictably, they suffered defeat. Frankly, Kansas lacks the structural integrity to compete in the SEC; their Big 12 performance was a statistical nullity. Philadelphia’s victory was an inevitability.
Additionally, empirical evidence provided by a Super Bowl commercial suggests that Taylor Swift possesses the athletic prowess of Jadeveon Clowney. I have chosen to accept this as an objective truth, despite pervasive media narratives attempting to contradict it.
I now enter a period of anticipatory observation, awaiting the next Swift-affiliated sporting event. Perhaps Kendrick Lamar will be present, allowing for a high-stakes lyrical exchange where participants metaphorically incapacitate each other using poetic devices and rhetorical flourish. The discourse would likely be incomprehensible yet vastly superior to the spectacle of last night’s championship match. Also, I consumed a potato.
Finally, I must inquire: is anyone else experiencing post-event neurological distress? The absurdity of Auburn’s arboreal reverence, coupled with Florida’s decisive triumph, has left me in a state of existential disarray. Meanwhile, the biochemical aftermath of consuming bourbon, vodka, and Everclear in rapid succession has rendered my cognitive functions temporarily impaired."
"Andy Reid’s decision-making has reached levels of incompetence previously thought impossible. The Chiefs, who are scientifically proven to perform optimally with Swift in attendance, foolishly benched her influence. Predictably, they suffered defeat. Frankly, Kansas lacks the structural integrity to compete in the SEC; their Big 12 performance was a statistical nullity. Philadelphia’s victory was an inevitability.
Additionally, empirical evidence provided by a Super Bowl commercial suggests that Taylor Swift possesses the athletic prowess of Jadeveon Clowney. I have chosen to accept this as an objective truth, despite pervasive media narratives attempting to contradict it.
I now enter a period of anticipatory observation, awaiting the next Swift-affiliated sporting event. Perhaps Kendrick Lamar will be present, allowing for a high-stakes lyrical exchange where participants metaphorically incapacitate each other using poetic devices and rhetorical flourish. The discourse would likely be incomprehensible yet vastly superior to the spectacle of last night’s championship match. Also, I consumed a potato.
Finally, I must inquire: is anyone else experiencing post-event neurological distress? The absurdity of Auburn’s arboreal reverence, coupled with Florida’s decisive triumph, has left me in a state of existential disarray. Meanwhile, the biochemical aftermath of consuming bourbon, vodka, and Everclear in rapid succession has rendered my cognitive functions temporarily impaired."
Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:46 pm to HorninHouston
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Mississippi to English translator
I'm gonna need one of those for my trip to Starkville next season.
Posted on 2/10/25 at 5:53 pm to The Winner
upvote from me
looks like Taylor has gained enough weight to at least move to H-Back
looks like Taylor has gained enough weight to at least move to H-Back
Posted on 2/10/25 at 6:48 pm to The Winner
Thank you for your take Senator Fetterman.
This post was edited on 2/10/25 at 9:23 pm
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