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re: Is this what us Mizzou fans will have to look forward to when Alabama
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:00 pm to TigerMattSTL
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:00 pm to TigerMattSTL
Last time I checked, Missouri was not known for fine women. Whenever you tigers make the return trip to Tuscaloosa, I invite you to the quad before the game to see what some real Bama bells look like.
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Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:00 pm to CharlesLSU
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.....As much as this pains me, Bama sports some beautiful women......
Mizzou will be looked at as Arky Part Deux.....don't come to a gun fight with a knife, son.
Charles,
Actually, you're wrong. It's a known fact that 90 percent of Alabaman women look just like that. When I last drove through Alabama, all I kept thinking was it's only a few more miles to the border. I can't take seeing ugly fat tarded women anymore. I just want to get to Florida asap! God, these Alabaman women are frickin ugly!
Once I crossed into Florida, my prayers were answered. I felt at home because the suntanned blondies and brunettes looked just like the girls back in Missouri. You know...just like the girl in the picture with the MIZ-ZOU written on her arse...
Good luck porking your woman's rolls. Hell, if you can't find it, the next best option is to put it in a roll. At least that's what my Alabaman friends tell me. I wouldn't know.
This post was edited on 12/29/11 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:05 pm to Zou Animal
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"When I last drove through Alabama...."
I was unaware 12-year-olds could obtain
a driver's license in Missouri.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:09 pm to Zou Animal
Florida =\= Missouri
Fact. Retard.
Fact. Retard.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:11 pm to East Coast Band
Damn, you Bamatards are about as gifted as Arkytards. Hook, line, sinker...
This post was edited on 12/29/11 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:12 pm to East Coast Band
pretty sure Missouri is riddled with Meth too brozinski.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:12 pm to Zou Animal
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Charles,
Actually, you're wrong. It's a known fact that 90 percent of Alabaman women look just like that. When I last drove through Alabama, all I kept thinking was it's only a few more miles to the border. I can't take seeing ugly fat tarded women anymore. I just want to get to Florida asap! God, these Alabaman women are frickin ugly!
Once I crossed into Florida, my prayers were answered. I felt at home because the suntanned blondies and brunettes looked just like the girls back in Missouri. You know...just like the girl in the picture with the MIZ-ZOU written on her arse...
Good luck porking your woman's rolls. Hell, if you can't find it, the next best option is to put it in a roll. At least that's what my Alabaman friends tell me. I wouldn't know.
You are trying too hard to be cool.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:18 pm to elposter
You bama fans keep fitting the mold...
This post was edited on 12/29/11 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:20 pm to Zou Animal
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You bama fans keep on fitting the mold...
I was just trying to give you some friendly advice. Take it or leave it.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:22 pm to elposter
You're the sensitive type. Here's some advice...don't be so sensitive. Be proud of your fat women. God knows they need love too.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:23 pm to elposter
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some friendly advice
Yeah, really. I think we have another fan who hates Bama more than he likes his own team. And we haven't even played them yet.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:23 pm to East Coast Band
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:30 pm to thatdude1985
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pretty sure Missouri is riddled with Meth too brozinski.
Lol, yeah, they lead the nation in meth production. fricking meth-headed yankee scum...
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:38 pm to East Coast Band
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Last time I checked, Missouri was not known for fine women.
Another one who missed the Mizzou women thread in the old Conference expansion board. I once thought like you. Now I'm a believer.
Mizzou may have better looking cheerleaders than Oregon.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:47 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:48 pm to TigerMattSTL
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Posted on 12/29/11 at 2:51 pm to Zou Animal
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You're the sensitive type. Here's some advice...don't be so sensitive. Be proud of your fat women. God knows they need love too.
Got it, you are just another kid flaming (just what this board needs). Duly noted.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 3:02 pm to elposter
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You're the sensitive type. Here's some advice...don't be so sensitive. Be proud of your fat women. God knows they need love too.
Got it, you are just another kid flaming (just what this board needs). Duly noted.
Keep throwing bombs. Doesn't matter. I'm fireproof, son.
Posted on 12/29/11 at 3:06 pm to TigerMattSTL
So tired of the pic of my ex surfacing on the interwebz 
Posted on 12/29/11 at 3:11 pm to BrocraticMethod
She looks good in red. The outfit is slimming...
This post was edited on 12/29/11 at 3:13 pm
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