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re: Is Saban too short to coach basketball?

Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:33 pm to
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How much do you think Saban should be paid if he were to assume the duties of head coach of Alabama's basketball team?


I could barely figure out how to play football and basketball in high school time wise. If Saban can even successfully get his schedule lined up from October to January then he can have just have all the land north of the river.
Posted by ExtraSpecial
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:35 pm to
BowlJackson or WT21 alt
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:36 pm to
I figured cajunbama because the dumb just oozes out of him.
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:37 pm to
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User ExtraSpecial is upvoting my posts then creating posts about how I am upvoting my posts

I just upvoted this post, and you magically have two now...


I'll up-vote same post and magically give it three, Mr. Upvoter and post creator about up-voting while secretly and clandestinely doing the up-voting himself.

So tricky. I'll leave you a little edit message.
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 4:39 pm
Posted by ExtraSpecial
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Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:38 pm to
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I'll up-vote same post and magically give it three, Mr. Upvoter and post creator about up-voting while secretly and clandestinely doing the up-voting himself.

So tricky.



You're giving me a lot of credit here... I'm flattered :)
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:39 pm to
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You're giving me a lot of credit here... I'm flattered :)


Downvoted for lack of inspiration.
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:42 pm to
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How much do you think Saban should be paid if he were to assume the duties of head coach of Alabama's basketball team?


I could barely figure out how to play football and basketball in high school time wise. If Saban can even successfully get his schedule lined up from October to January then he can have just have all the land north of the river.


We aren't discussing underachievers whose only real achievement in life is meaningless snark on obscure sports boards, SummerofGeorge.

We are currently discussing a high achieving alpha male.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:46 pm to
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We aren't discussing underachievers whose only real achievement in life is meaningless snark on obscure sports boards, SummerofGeorge.


Aw you said I snark and implied I have talent that just hadn't been reached yet. Thanks lil guy.

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We are currently discussing a high achieving alpha male.




Fvck yea brah
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:47 pm to
Alpha male

Not even sure if you’re a dude.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:49 pm to
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Is Saban too short to coach basketball?


He's too short to ride most of the rides at Disney World, so yeah, he's too short to coach basketball.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:49 pm to
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Not even sure if you’re a dude.


BarstoolBamax wearin tanks and crushin Rollin Rocks
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:50 pm to
Saban could coach beach volleyball. Some guys know their sport and others ( Saban) can coach anything!
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:50 pm to
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In agreement. Saban should coach both.. he coule win a football NC and basketball in same year. Goat of Goats.


And why not? He could certainly make a run at it. I mean, he is the very best at "coaching" men that any sport has to offer.

Coaching is coaching.
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:51 pm to
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He's too short to ride most of the rides at Disney World, so yeah, he's too short to coach basketball.


RA'ed for discrimination based on height. Happy now?
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 4:52 pm
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:55 pm to
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discrimination based on height.

We can't do that? I didn't know. Please accept my apologies.
Posted by Bamax
Member since Dec 2018
113 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:56 pm to
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Saban could coach beach volleyball. Some guys know their sport and others ( Saban) can coach anything!


He is simply the best. The only reason LSU and Dabo beat us this season is because Saban and Dabo are such great real life friends.

They are so tight they even have matching condo's side by side on the beach in Florida.

Saban, due to being who he is, decided in his own generous heart to allow Dabo to have a NC just to help Dabo with his self-esteem.

This is total greatness.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:58 pm to
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Saban, due to being who he is, decided in his own generous heart to allow Dabo to have a NC just to help Dabo with his self-esteem.



That's the least alpha thing I've ever heard. Saban would lock you in a shed and beat you with a car antenna for saying something so weak.
Posted by WhereOrWere
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/24/19 at 5:02 pm to
SOG... this is internet user A Lite’s alter account, if you’re wondering.

LINK

A WillyT idea stolen. Seem familiar?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 5:04 pm to
Did A Lite get banned?
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9748 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 5:08 pm to
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quote:
In agreement. Saban should coach both.. he coule win a football NC and basketball in same year. Goat of Goats.


And why not? He could certainly make a run at it. I mean, he is the very best at "coaching" men that any sport has to offer.

Coaching is coaching.




Damn it man, I said I was in agreement with the notion of Saban coaching both sports and winning NCs same year.

He loves playing some pick up basketball games. Like you said coaching is coaching and with his recruiting skills could lock up #1 classes in both sports. Could have players playing both sports...
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