Is it finally their time???

Just looking at the recent news from around the division I cannot help but think that the time has finally come for tFlagship to take its rightful place as master of the West. A quick rundown:

* Ole Miss is about to get the death penalty for buying recruits. Freeze will be frozen in cryostasis and jettisoned into deep space when the NCAA is done with him.
* LSU, Alabama and Auburn are about to get the death penalty for bestiality and unethical genetic engineering. I don't know who thought deer antlers belonged on a football player, but half of the founding members of the Big Six are FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
* Texas A&M is about to get hit by a meteor sent from the heavens. Johnny Douchenozzle has incited the wrath of God himself -- there's one tackle he won't be able to break.
* Mississippi State, seeing that it is the only victim left for tFlagship to sail over, is expected to discontinue their football program and funnel the money to their prestigious disc golf program.

A poster said not long ago that Arkansas would make it to Atlanta again if all the other programs in the division simultaneously were ineligible for the postseason. Ladies and gents, the time has come. Unfortunately for those of us, like me, who weren't paying attention, it's too late to hop on the bandwagon.

You might say...



that ship has sailed.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH