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re: IM Too Tired for a Creative Title- Nightly Thread

Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:31 pm to
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:31 pm to
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:31 pm to
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Whiskey dick


Haven't had this problem in years.

:knocksonwood:

:nopunintended:
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:32 pm to
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Whiskey dick sucks.


We talking about the Whiskey dick where you can't bust one and the bitch goes into "Its hurting baby we gotta stop" mode or the limp dick whiskey dick. Cause the first one fricking sucks the worse.
Posted by NATidefan
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:32 pm to
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I'm about to go to bed everyone. Good night.


This is why the IM thread isn't what it used to be.

People (especially women) going to bed before 1.
Posted by Stanky Legg
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:33 pm to
I've never had whiskey dick, but I have had lasagna dick.

I ate so damn much that my body shut down to protect me from puking on the poor girl.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:33 pm to
If it keeps raining, I'm gonna go to sleep here soon as well
Posted by NATidefan
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:34 pm to
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We talking about the Whiskey dick where you can't bust one and the bitch goes into "Its hurting baby we gotta stop"


I tend to have this one. I've faked a few orgasms cause I was tired because of it.
Posted by semotruman
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:34 pm to
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People (especially women) going to bed before 1.

People, including women, who have things to do the next day? And who stayed up late last night enjoying the UK debacle?

I'm headed to bed shortly too. Need to be more productive tomorrow than I was today!
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:34 pm to
Night Coastie.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:34 pm to
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I've faked a few orgasms cause I was tired because of it.


Yes. And girls think they are the only ones that do that.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:35 pm to
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Yes. And girls think they are the only ones that do that.




Ain't nothing wrong with it.
Posted by Stanky Legg
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:35 pm to
I've never faked an orgasm, but I have faked like I didn't have an orgasm.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

I've faked a few orgasms cause I was tired because of it.

Posted by NATidefan
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:36 pm to
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Yes. And girls think they are the only ones that do that.


They have no idea.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:36 pm to
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I have faked like I didn't have an orgasm.


Pretty sure we all have
Posted by KillianRussell
New Orleans
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:38 pm to
I fake them three times a week
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:38 pm to
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Pretty sure we all have


Yep. After 20 minutes my will to fall asleep is stronger than my will to finish the race.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:39 pm to
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Yep. After 20 minutes my will to fall asleep is stronger than my will to finish the race.



This.


Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:39 pm to
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I have faked like I didn't have an orgasm.



Pretty sure we all have


I haven't faked that. I never had a wet dream either... Woke up a few times thinking I did though.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 4/3/12 at 11:43 pm to
I'm back.
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