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re: IM thinking this juice fast was a bad idea
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:40 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:40 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I don't think anyone wants a 300 pounder in a threeway anyway so you're good. Most people aren't into buffet busters.
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:41 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
again?
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:41 pm to heartbreakTiger
HBT, can you do me a favor?
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:42 pm to tduecen
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She was all like "ugh I hate you, you creep" and I was like "Grrrl, I only wanna be with you" and she was like, "get off my doorstep or I am calling the cops" and I was like "but Grrrl" and she slammed the door on my face and called the cops
you need to show up again with a guitar and a smooth 90's alternative tune like 3EB and play to her heart....she'll melt right away
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:42 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
what you need brah?
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:42 pm to alexahet
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never really need others to believe it. I don't believe in rushing into things or being with people for the hell of being with someone. perhaps that's just me, but it's the way I feel and since it's my life and relationships, me believing it and having that POV is really all that matters.
I just think when you can't stay off a message board, and have sex with lots of ugly guys from the message board, and then talk about how you don't have time for a boyfriend, you aren't really convincing.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:42 pm to crimson crazy
yeah because sleeping with one person on a regular basis gives me a VD 
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to Bellabama
oh snap
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to heartbreakTiger
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what you need brah?
I'm going to put my email on here, copy it fast and I'll delte it. Shoot me an email.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to Brageous
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I don't think anyone wants a 300 pounder in a threeway anyway so you're good. Most people aren't into buffet busters.
I'm 277 pounds 
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to Brageous
I can go all John Cusak on her and get my old boom box and blare the song from City of Angels
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to alexahet
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yeah because sleeping with one person on a regular basis gives me a VD
One night isn't a regular basis. Sorry.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:43 pm to Bellabama
quote:Snap Crackle Pop
I just think when you can't stay off a message board, and have sex with lots of ugly guys from the message board, and then talk about how you don't have time for a boyfriend, you aren't really convincing.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
ight
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to Bellabama
glad you know what the guys I've slept with look like. I dated one of them for a while, and he sure as hell was not ugly. And I'm sorry you're so shallow that looks are that important to you. Grown people actually realize that looks don't last forever and not to judge a book by it's cover
This post was edited on 8/1/11 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to heartbreakTiger
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This post was edited on 8/1/11 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to Bellabama
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I just think when you can't stay off a message board, and have sex with lots of ugly guys from the message board, and then talk about how you don't have time for a boyfriend, you aren't really convincing.
Bella, we are being bitchy tonite
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to Brageous
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you need to show up again with a guitar and a smooth 90's alternative tune like 3EB and play to her heart....she'll melt right away
And a butterfinger with a side of skittles.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to tduecen
Goo Goo Dolls is a great choice. If she doesn't want you after the love of Iris, then she's not worthy.
Coasty: 277 isn't bad. I'm sure one of your guy friends masturbates to you.
Coasty: 277 isn't bad. I'm sure one of your guy friends masturbates to you.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:44 pm to alexahet
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Grown people actually realize that looks don't last forever.
Is that what they told you?
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