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re: IM thinking this juice fast was a bad idea
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:15 pm to ACL11190
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:15 pm to ACL11190
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some creepy black dude in a suit just offered me a job to unload camera trucks in the walmart parking lot. he asked me a bunch of stupid questions and shook my hand about 50 times. awkward.
Did you take the job?
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Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:15 pm to Bellabama
quote:Da frick?
Ice Cold won't date you....
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:15 pm to Bellabama
Are you the lawyer that was fricking someone on the board with big boobs in a picture that was posted?
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:15 pm to crimson crazy
no. he wanted $30 to get gas and a pizza. im not shitting you either.
i gave him like $3 and booked it.
i gave him like $3 and booked it.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to heartbreakTiger
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i dont have moobs
Sshhh, I had to throw him off.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to crimson crazy
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I'm a lesbian now so IDGAF.
Ducky can be your fat lesbian lover.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to Brageous
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Are you the lawyer that was fricking someone on the board with big boobs in a picture that was posted?
That was Belle....
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
I know HBT and NIH aren't chicks. I'm not a that much of a newb
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to Brageous
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so who are the fat bitches here so I can ignore them?
I hear the list is much shorter/easier to remember if you ask who the skinny ones are.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to NIH
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:16 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I am not a womanPosted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to ACL11190
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no. he wanted $30 to get gas and a pizza. im not shitting you either.
Well at least he didn't ask for tree fiddy, because then you would have had a big problem.
This post was edited on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to Brageous
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Are you the lawyer that was fricking someone on the board with big boobs in a picture that was posted?
I nearly shite myself just now.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to Brageous
No, but I had to try.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to memphisplaya
Dude, a Big Gulp is a fat-arse drink you get on the counter at the 7-Eleven. It's so big you have to spread really wide to get it in, unless of course yours is really ragged to begin with.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to tduecen
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I was going to send you dick pictures
Please, for the love of God, don't.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:17 pm to memphisplaya
oh ok, that's an understandable confusion
so is alexahet still the golden pussy on this board?
so is alexahet still the golden pussy on this board?
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:18 pm to ACL11190
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i gave him like $3 and booked it.
I would've given him a nice tall glass of STFU.
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:18 pm to Brageous
right here!
Posted on 8/1/11 at 9:18 pm to Ice Cold
quote:
Dude, a Big Gulp is a fat-arse drink you get on the counter at the 7-Eleven. It's so big you have to spread really wide to get it in, unless of course yours is really ragged to begin with.
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