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re: I'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:45 pm to calhountiger
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:45 pm to calhountiger
When I read bryants comments about au being a cow college I just assumed he was talking about those obese bitches eating lizards with ketchup on em. I could be wrong tho.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:46 pm to calhountiger
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Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact
Here is the evidence that Tuscaloser County really did have more cows than Lee County back in 2005 and 2006, but I am not sure if they still do. I got this information from the USDA website.
Alabama County Data - Livestock
Commodity �ª
Cattle & Calves 2005 Alabama Lee 7,300 head
Cattle & Calves 2005 Alabama Tuscaloosa 7,500 head
Cattle & Calves 2006 Alabama Lee 7,000 head
Cattle & Calves 2006 Alabama Tuscaloosa 8,200 head
That's the tragic result of the experiment. Exponential decline of cows in Lee County...shocking to say the least.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 9:59 pm to GOBAMA90
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There is a difference between a past state capital, and a polytech in the middle of a cow pasture.
so was Donaldsonville, La...ever been there? ...sorry to admit this to you...but Tuscaloosa (like Auburn) is pretty much in the middle of BFE
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:09 pm to Auburntiger
I know Tuscaloosa county has lots of rural area, but its also one of the largest counties in terms of land area. Tuscaloosa has a metro area population of 170,000 and is 45 minutes from the state's largest metro area in Birmingham.
You can pretend its in the middle of nowhere all you want, but facts are facts.
You can pretend its in the middle of nowhere all you want, but facts are facts.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:10 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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You can pretend its in the middle of nowhere
I don't have to pretend...it IS in the middle of nowhere...(as is Auburn)...nothing wrong with it...it just is...
This post was edited on 1/30/09 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:30 pm to AuburnCPA
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Eltoro Freeman
With a name like that it's natch that he would go to a cow school.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:33 pm to GOBAMA90
You got punked by Utah, I don't think you can laugh at anyone.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:35 pm to AuburnCPA
quote:Leave it to an aubie to know the distribution of the cow population across the state of alabama. Tell me CPA, are the anuses of cow's in tuscaloosa county warmer or cooler than those in lee county? Do you use a real thermometer or go by feel?
Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact
This post was edited on 1/30/09 at 10:37 pm
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:36 pm to HonoraryCoonass
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Eltoro Freeman
With a name like that it's natch that he would go to a cow school.

Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:38 pm to bayoufire801
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I'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn
You got punked by Utah, I don't think you can laugh at anyone.
how did LSU do against Bama again...that's right LOSER!
Maybe next year jackass.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:40 pm to GOBAMA90
We will see after next year JACKASS.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 10:42 pm to tuck
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'm sorry, but you have to laugh at Auburn
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Tuscaloosa County has more cattle than Lee County. True Fact
Leave it to an aubie to know the distribution of the cow population across the state of alabama. Tell me CPA, are the anuses of cow's in tuscaloosa county warmer or cooler than those in lee county? Do you use a real thermometer or go by feel?
Dude, that's not cool. I was told that they were explicitly vag only with the cows. Even barners have standards.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:11 pm to GOBAMA90
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That's because in Tuscaloosa the cows mate with the cows, but in Auburn...not so much.
You have to admit, that was pretty good.

Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:16 pm to GOBAMA90
This reminds me of Saban's first year when he only had 4 weeks to recruit. Oh wait...he brought our class into the top ten in 4 weeks, I forgot about that.
Posted on 1/30/09 at 11:19 pm to Dribble
I heard a rumor a Lee county Cow turned CPA Down for a date back in his single days...No MOOlah the cow reported..
Posted on 1/31/09 at 1:37 am to GOBAMA90
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.no fan of a team that's not in the top 15 of any major national recruiting service should sit back, STFU, and watch how it's done.
you do realize what you said here, right?
double negatives ftw
Posted on 1/31/09 at 1:59 am to baytiger
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That's because in Tuscaloosa the cows mate with the cows, but in Auburn...not so much.
Hahhahahhahahahh
Posted on 1/31/09 at 2:45 am to jkehre1
Hey frickheads,
Please argue about cow population some more.
Signed,
Who gives a frick.
Please argue about cow population some more.
Signed,
Who gives a frick.
Posted on 1/31/09 at 5:11 am to Geaux4LSU88
are there any miss state/ole miss threads like this.?.. i'm fairly entertained.
Posted on 1/31/09 at 7:43 am to CapstoneGrad06
Tuscaloser not only has a higher cow population than Auburn, but it also has a much higher crime rate and much lower property values than Auburn. However you slice it, Tuscaloser is a complete shithole.
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