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re: IM sad football is gone for a month

Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:01 am to
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:01 am to
Yall got me. I'm gay. It was bound to be found out sooner or later.

And to whatsername, it's from an old picture from a pro-prohibition women's group picket sign. It's rare I makeout with someone when we're both sober.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:02 am to
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Wonder what the girls situation was like regarding those same things.


That's what I want to know. God knows how awkward that sex will be for a few weeks. I almost feel bad for him.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39792 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:03 am to
Why aren't you out getting laid tonight?
Posted by Frozen Rebel
#Frozen
Member since Aug 2012
331 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:04 am to
Hello kentucky belle. Wanna scissor?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
107172 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:06 am to
Sorry darlin' I'm not the scissoring type. I'm sure we can find you someone who can do it for you though.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39792 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:06 am to
Make this your avi

Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:06 am to
quote:

was your first sexual experience with someone who was also a virgin?


Yes. shite was awkward as frick.

Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:06 am to
Watching last night's Office, and it was really mediocre until Darrell fell. I nearly fell in the floor laughing. That fall was epic.
Posted by Frozen Rebel
#Frozen
Member since Aug 2012
331 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:06 am to
No need darlin. The dick comes to me.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
76708 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:07 am to
quote:

Hello kentucky belle. Wanna scissor?

Posted by JDM1992
In your head
Member since Dec 2011
15141 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:07 am to
This post was edited on 2/17/13 at 7:04 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
39792 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:09 am to
Honestly. I believe that.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
76708 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:09 am to
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Yes. shite was awkward as frick.

I look back on my escapades from high school now and just shake my head. I was inept as shite.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:09 am to
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God knows how awkward that sex will be for a few weeks. I almost feel bad for him.

Apparently, he chose that path, and said God spoke to him and told him who he would marry. The wife said she also heard God's voice telling her the same thing. They met fall of 2011, and apparently got engaged in the spring of 2012 and married last summer.

I'm afraid if I heard a voice telling me to marry someone, I'd be afraid I was schizophrenic!
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:09 am to
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Why aren't you out getting laid tonight?

Well, my man is in Alabama, so....
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:10 am to
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Yes. shite was awkward as frick.


Never sleep with a virgin. Rule #1.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:12 am to
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Never sleep with a virgin. Rule #1.

Yeah, I always figured that one of us should know what we were doing! My first was a good guy - but now quite that good!
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:13 am to
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Never sleep with a virgin. Rule #1.


Yeah...I'm still not sure if I know what the frick I'm doing because of that.
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:15 am to
After dating the same girl for three years in high school I learned a LOT. I can be accused of being a lot of terrible things, but bad in bed isn't one of them.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 12/9/12 at 12:15 am to
quote:

Well, my man is in Alabama, so....



My condolences.
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