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Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:55 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:55 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Henry fricking Jones
Wait, Jones is gay?
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Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:55 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Playing against a kid one night on Halo, I was talking shite and he started getting pissed. He said something to the effect of "I wanna come where you are and beat you up"
I replied "I wanna cum inside you"
5 people just stopped moving and all you could hear was laughter for about 30 seconds
Moral of the story: don't start shite that you can't finish.
random 13 year old: 0
LCT: 1000
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:55 pm to Lee County Tiger
Next time say this.
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get my dick in your mouth
Thank ya thank ya. Pioneer is back.
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get my dick in your mouth
Thank ya thank ya. Pioneer is back.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:55 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Playing against a kid one night on Halo, I was talking shite and he started getting pissed. He said something to the effect of "I wanna come where you are and beat you up"
I replied "I wanna cum inside you"
5 people just stopped moving and all you could hear was laughter for about 30 seconds
I couldn't have continued the game after that.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:56 pm to Hulkklogan
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Wait, Jones is gay?
What you did there...
I seent it!
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:56 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Playing against a kid one night on Halo, I was talking shite and he started getting pissed. He said something to the effect of "I wanna come where you are and beat you up"
I replied "I wanna cum inside you"
5 people just stopped moving and all you could hear was laughter for about 30 seconds
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:56 pm to GeauxWarTigers
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Moral of the story: don't start shite that you can't finish.
random 13 year old: 0
LCT: 1000
Shame I only scored 5 kills in that game too
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:56 pm to Lee County Tiger
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A sportscoat and jeans is great, especially when it's cool outside.
Not a bad option, but it better be one slick fricking sport coat.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:57 pm to Lee County Tiger
I'm 'bout to play some League of Legends while at work. Like a boss.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:57 pm to 10888bge
That fricktard is going after USMCtiger. Switching over and grabbin some popkern
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:58 pm to Hulkklogan
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I'm 'bout to play some League of Legends while at work. Like a boss.
I've been playing N64 games on my computer all night while I've been posting on here.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:58 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Next time say this.
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get that?
Person 2: Get what?
Person 1: how did you get my dick in your mouth
Thank ya thank ya. Pioneer is back.
I'm a fan of:
Person 1: starts talking shite
You: I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Repeat that?
Person 1: repeats shite talking
You: Still can't hear you. One more time?
Person 1: more shite spewing
You: I'm sorry, I just can't hear you with all that dick in your mouth.
Can also cut to the chase and start of with dick in mouth.
Posted on 10/17/12 at 11:58 pm to Hulkklogan
Jones held a 90 minute conversation with a stranger in a relationship before being handed her contact information on a silver platter. Jones is 
Or if he's anything like myself, just smooth when buzzed
Or if he's anything like myself, just smooth when buzzed
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:00 am to 10888bge
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That fricktard is going after USMCtiger. Switching over and grabbin some popkern
Same
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:00 am to GeauxWarTigers
My favorites are "why don't you take the dick out of your mouth, that way we could understand you better"
Followed by "actually, you know what, why don't you just shove that dick all the way down your throat so you choke on it and die"
Followed by "actually, you know what, why don't you just shove that dick all the way down your throat so you choke on it and die"
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:01 am to Hulkklogan
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I'm 'bout to play some League of Legends while at work. Like a boss.
Damn I'm glad I work 730-430
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:01 am to 10888bge
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Not a bad option, but it better be one slick fricking sport coat.
I've got a tan Brooks Brothers sportscoat I like to rock with jeans every once in a while.
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:02 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Gnite all
Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:03 am to Riseupfromtherubble
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Damn I'm glad I work 730-430
I work monthly rotations, this month I'm on the graveyard. Not so bad, I get paid to watch netflix and play games
But it is boring as hell.Posted on 10/18/12 at 12:05 am to Hulkklogan
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I work monthly rotations, this month I'm on the graveyard. Not so bad, I get paid to watch netflix and play games But it is boring as hell.
Y'all hiring?
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