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re: I'M hoping for recruiting THREAD

Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:15 pm to
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:15 pm to
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Really? You come off as funny to me. You know, in that Elton John sort of way.



Well you come off as Liberace giving a handjob to Elton John while Perez Hilton writes about it in a fat free yogurt shop...in downtown San Fran...
This post was edited on 1/26/11 at 9:16 pm
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:16 pm to
Go for it. My stories make people laugh because I'll tell them shite that other people would be really embarrassed about, or it's something extremely stupid that I've done. I don't know how they'd go over in mixed company, though.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:16 pm to
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I told you my attention span was piddly .




you ever see the fake tv spot for testemax?
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35671 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:17 pm to
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Digimon

Whymon didmon everythingmon havemon monmon aftermon itmon?
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:17 pm to
you in the Bham area CC? if you do it - ill go an sit in the back and heckle you and call you a fricking bammer :P

kidding man, but seriously id go see how ya did.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:18 pm to
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Well you come off as Liberace giving a handjob to Elton John while Perez Hilton writes about it in a fat free yogurt shop...


Well you come off as Clinton Kelly eating a hamster out of Richard Gere's arse while Stacy gives it to him from behind with a strap-on.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:18 pm to
OH EM Gee.

My stories beat y'alls hands down.

Book it.
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:19 pm to
dear god - i havent laughed so gard as when I saw that - it reminded me of Powerthirst for some odd reason.
Posted by Mantis Toboggan MD
Local business owner/cat enthusiast
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:19 pm to
Example?
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:20 pm to
Bella masturbation > CC, Thracken

Sorry guys.
Posted by Analyze That
ThereAndBackAgain
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:20 pm to
Trying to steal pokemon thunder
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20710 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:20 pm to
I'm in the Huntsville/Florence area, but I may have to go to Birmingham to get to any open mic stuff. If I do, I will let you know.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:20 pm to
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dear god - i havent laughed so gard as when I saw that - it reminded me of Powerthirst for some odd reason.





the testemax "commercial" ?

LINK
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20710 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:21 pm to
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dear god - i havent laughed so gard as when I saw that - it reminded me of Powerthirst for some odd reason.


YOU'LL BE SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE "SLOOOOOOWWWW DOOOOOWWWWWWNNNN" AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "frick YOU!" AND KICK IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS!!!!!!!
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35671 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:21 pm to
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Well you come off as Clinton Kelly eating a hamster out of Richard Gere's arse while Stacy gives it to him from behind with a strap-on.


Well you come off as George Michael exposing himself to the Cop from YMCA during a Rickie Martin concert...in downtown San Fran...
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20710 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:21 pm to
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My stories beat y'alls hands down.


Except it takes you like 30 minutes to tell them.
Posted by BamaInHsv
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2008
17889 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:22 pm to
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I'M hoping for recruiting THREAD

ACC fans are allowed in here? THERE goes the neighborhood.
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:22 pm to
im out you crazy kids - got a 4am flight to catch to Aspen for business - peace out and stuff.
Posted by JP the Just
City by the Bay, CentCal
Member since Nov 2010
519 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:22 pm to
Not interested, Masengill. You'll have to pass the updates.
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
Nick Fairley Fan Club, Founder
Member since Nov 2009
35671 posts
Posted on 1/26/11 at 9:22 pm to
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Trying to steal pokemon thunder


I though the writers just had Jamaican accents
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