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re: If Gus loses to Pruitt too
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:47 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:47 pm to BowlJackson
Assuming Auburn goes to six bowls in the next seven years, Gus will average about $544,000 per game, win or lose, over the next seven years. If he averages nine wins per season, he will get paid almost $820,000 per win.
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Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:52 pm to BowlJackson
I'll be moving to Knoxville next week. If you can swing by, let's hit the Bearden Hill Sonic for fisticuffs.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 9:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Harry Rex, I would be honored to hold your hat while you whip his arse. Herman.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:36 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I'll take your fricking arse down at the Dothan Sonic bitch
You'll come to my home Sonic on Valley Ave in Birmingham for the priveledge of tasting my boots. Dothan is trashy. Plus, after I peel your face back off the pavement we can go enjoy out chili cheese tots and strawberry limeades down the street at Sammy's, Home of the South's Finest Showgirls
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:41 pm to BowlJackson
Only if my buddy Herman is invited
edit: wait, wasnt there a Sammy's in Ft Walton Beach? I've been there
edit: wait, wasnt there a Sammy's in Ft Walton Beach? I've been there
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:42 pm to BowlJackson
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Idk why. It's a great moment in American history. It perfectly sums up the Civil War all in that one incident. Right at the end of the war the heroic Union forces roll in deep and stamp their dicks down hard while the cowardly Confederate terrorists with their britches full of shite flee in terror like your fatass mom from cameras at family get togethers
Bowl is really dealing with some demons sounds like. Prayers.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:44 pm to TiderNAL
Just take the high road Bowl...,
Tranny Porn Bomb
Tranny Porn Bomb
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:46 pm to golfntiger32
If it ain’t got midget sex it ain’t
Porn Bombing.
Gay midget sex
Porn Bombing.
Gay midget sex
This post was edited on 10/8/18 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:47 pm to StopRobot
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Building is still there baw
I'm not referring to the white guard shack, idiot. I'm referring to the larger, more prominent brown building, the rotunda which was burned.
Don't you even know the history of your own school?
Oh... Wait... I forgot, Bama is just a football team to most of you who's deepest connection to them is growing up in the same state and listening to your pawpaw get drunk and talk about The Bahr
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Me too.
A long time ago.
A long time ago.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:50 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Only if my buddy Herman is invited
Okay but he's buying all his own lap dances
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edit: wait, wasnt there a Sammy's in Ft Walton Beach? I've been there
Idk, I'm not trashy
Posted on 10/8/18 at 10:57 pm to golfntiger32
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Just take the high road Bowl...,
Tranny Porn Bomb
Nah, if I ever went that route I'm going to be classy and only use stuff I would fap to myself.
But I would still like to piss off all the Trump people one last time on my way out, so thats why it would be all Amateur Teen BBC Interracial. Nothing but homemade tapes and pics of tiny little college age white girls loving that BBC. Just a tasteful reminder of what your daughter is up to tonight after you get done joking about rape victims at the dinner table.
Posted on 10/8/18 at 11:19 pm to BowlJackson
quote:this is the krispy kream of melts.
And is 0-4 vs Yaw Yaw, Joe Schmo, and fricking Jeremy asparagus arse Pruitt.... who wants to fight irl? It'll only be a matter of time before I end up in jail anyway, might as well make it worth while
Posted on 10/9/18 at 12:10 am to BowlJackson
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No, we'll honor the memory of Ulysses S. Grant, my all-time favorite US President and General, by burning the Univeristy of Alabama to the ground
Grant was an awful president and a mediocre general. He was basically the Chizik of U.S. leadership.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 2:53 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Dothan
My hometown.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:39 am to BowlJackson
I know enough history to know that Grant never burned a damn thing in Tuscaloosa. Sherman was the commanding general of the march to the sea.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:48 am to Swm323
Man I could use some good boiled peanuts right now. Born and raised there. Good dove hunting too.
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:53 am to BowlJackson
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BowlJackson
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re: Besides being at home, what makes this Auburn-LSU game different from last year?
it's funny you think that LSU is on the same level, or even comparable to Auburn in any way on offense.
Stidham and just out top 3 WRs alone would have more talent than LSU's whole offense combined
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re: Auburn how are y'all gonna stop Devin White?Posted on 9/9/18 at 5:14 pm to CBandits82
Our future 1st rd QB is going to throw it right over his head to our absolutely SSTTTAAAAACCCKKEDD group of WRs.
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re: Will LSU fire another coach, mid-season, after the Auburn game this year?Posted on 9/3/18 at 11:30 pm to jawjaTiger
They won't fire him midseason, but he'll be back on the hot seat again.
This game is going to look a lot like 2014. Auburn will be looking for revenge for losing we shouldn't have the year before when we were obviously the better team. Auburn is going to make it obvious quick that we are the best team on the field and they won't let up this time. Auburn won't give the refs a chance to hand LSU the game like last yr when they "missed" 3 blocks in the back on the PR TD that was the difference.
Auburn wins, 38-14
Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:55 am to BowlJackson
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If Gus loses to Pruitt too
I will
my arse off.Posted on 10/9/18 at 7:56 am to JCinBAMA
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I will my arse off.
I think I will go through all stages of grief.
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