re: Identifying Attention Whores

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Often, male attention whores are old and crusty and almost 100% of the time they are long time divorced, lifelong bachelors, or flaming homosexual diva types, also known as sissies. They usually have no meaningful familial interaction whatsoever with any parents/siblings/cousins/nephews/nieces, etc... and live alone in impoverished conditions. Often, in lieu of friends which they usually don't have, they rely on online reactions to their exceedingly bizarre contributions in order to feel some sense of still belonging to human society. Most of them live in Arkansas and have many t-shirts, with pigs on them, which they believe indicates to everyone that they belong to a group and are not alone in the world.

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It’s so funny because it’s true

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You're weird....even for an alter.

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I would rather talk to your Tenn grad LSU fan account, if it's not too much trouble.

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It’s so funny because it’s true

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HRV puts on the hick, hometown, folksy grandpa persona to get attention. But, when you get him mad enough, the spurned attention whore personality takes the forefront and he tries to get mean.

Let's look forward to a thread from him about something like how the crickets and grasshoppers are singing dueling songs as the sun sets over the catfish pond in the hazy twilight of autumnal nights in the cool fall breezes of Hickwater, Arkansas.

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Based on his IRL history and his posts on this board it definitely involves Down’s syndrome.

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That's gross, but not unusual for auburn fans.