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re: How old was your next opponents HC when they learned about asparagus?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:22 am to Sid E Walker
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:22 am to Sid E Walker
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Who cares?
People who aren't uncultured country bumpkin swine
People who don't want a retard getting paid millions to run their schools football program by a retard (nb4 gus bus)
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:24 am to BowlJackson
I’m pretty sure Pruitt has asparagus.
He’s pretty weird and borderline retarded.
He’s pretty weird and borderline retarded.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:25 am to BowlJackson
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Kirby Smart looks like the kind of guy who was fed asparagus at 4 yrs old
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:35 am to DeboseKnows
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I’m pretty sure Pruitt has asparagus.
He’s pretty weird and borderline retarded
Doubt it. Pruitt is the type of guy who grew up on bologna and buttered noodles
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:47 am to cyde
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Substitute butter for oil when creating the emulsion and you suddenly have one of the cardinal sauces in French cuisine. Imagine that.
It really is crazy.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:51 am to Prof
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Sure there are a handful of really smart coaches beyond the game but they're pretty rare, imo.
Good lawd bro, get a hold of yourself knowing what asparagus is does not mean you are smart.
PRUIT didn't say he didn't like asparagus. He didn't know what it looked like and had never heard of it.
This is a level of dumb and dumber that could make some political rallies look like it was a mensa convention.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:53 am to Prof
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I said it before and I'll say it again. Jeremy had good parents that didn't force such a disgusting vegetable on him. It makes your pee smell funny and only has 3 calories (that's less energy than you spend eating it).
Do you chew it for a half-hour or something? Trust me, there's no food you can eat that will burn more calories than you get from it. Not celery, not grapefruit, not lard-infused ice-cream. If there was, there would be restaurants dedicated entirely to that food and you'd have to make reservations months in advance.
Besides, well-prepared asparagus is tasty. Just stop sticking your face in the urinal to smell your pee afterwards. That's good advice even if you don't eat asparagus.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 12:14 pm to BowlJackson
We can't help it if y'all poors who didn't grow up on sand mountain couldn't afford french fries. There ain't no asparagus in Marshall, Dekalb, or Etowah counties. We get those good crinkle fries from the piggly wiggly and walmarks.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 12:16 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 10/12/18 at 12:40 pm to superstroke33
half of Jeremy's diet since birth is probably convenience store burritos
Posted on 10/12/18 at 12:44 pm to BowlJackson
Asparagus in pan, lil Olive oil on top, SPG.
oven on 375 for 20 minutes.
oven on 375 for 20 minutes.
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