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How old was your next opponents HC when they learned about asparagus?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:07 am
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:07 am
Tennessee-Knoxville Volunteers Head Coach, Jeremy Pruitt (no known middle name) was 31 years of age the first time he laid eyes on and heard of asparagus.
Coach Pruitt was born May 28, 1974. This iconic reality television moment was filmed in the fall of 2005:
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On a semi-related note, in the spring of 2006 Pruitt also had never heard of the upcoming Snakes On A Plane movie which was already incredibly hyped through its viral marketinf campaign. Pruitt though it was the name of a band
Coach Pruitt was born May 28, 1974. This iconic reality television moment was filmed in the fall of 2005:
LINK
On a semi-related note, in the spring of 2006 Pruitt also had never heard of the upcoming Snakes On A Plane movie which was already incredibly hyped through its viral marketinf campaign. Pruitt though it was the name of a band
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Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:09 am to BowlJackson
#FootballGuy
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:11 am to BowlJackson
IF asparagus guy loses to your guy, what does that say about your guy?
Contract extension!
Contract extension!
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:13 am to BowlJackson
How does this have any relationship to Georgia can't lose...
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:16 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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How does this have any relationship to Georgia can't lose...
Kirby Smart looks like the kind of guy who was fed asparagus at 4 yrs old
GEORGIA CANT LOSE
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:17 am to BowlJackson
I said it before and I'll say it again. Jeremy had good parents that didn't force such a disgusting vegetable on him. It makes your pee smell funny and only has 3 calories (that's less energy than you spend eating it).
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:23 am to Prof
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I said it before and I'll say it again. Jeremy had good parents that didn't force such a disgusting vegetable on him. It makes your pee smell funny and only has 3 calories (that's less energy than you spend eating it).
Sorry about all your weight related health issues
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:24 am to BowlJackson
Is there any evidence that Malzahn knows about asparagus?
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:29 am to madmaxvol
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Is there any evidence that Malzahn knows about asparagus?
Yes, Malzahn wears glasses and a sweater vest.
You don't have to wear glasses and sweater vests if you eat asparagus, but you have to eat asparagus if you're a person who wears glasses and sweater vests
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:31 am to 1BIGTigerFan
How the hell did that guy end up being the Tennessee coach?
Leach should be there and it would be pure gold
Leach should be there and it would be pure gold
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:33 am to BowlJackson
If he had that much of a problem with asparagus, I hope no one tried to explain hollandaise sauce to him. 
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:33 am to SummerOfGeorge
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#FootballGuy
This
No time to learn about asparagus when you're stuck under Saban's nuts
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:34 am to BowlJackson
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Sorry about all your weight related health issues
I'm tall and lanky.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:35 am to BowlJackson
Properly cooked asparagus is delicious.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:36 am to cyde
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If he had that much of a problem with asparagus, I hope no one tried to explain hollandaise sauce to him.
I think even he could get it. After all, it's just fancy mayonnaise.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:49 am to BowlJackson
I doubt too many college coaches know much about what goes on in the world outside of the football facility and the stadium they are playing in that week.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:51 am to Globetrotter747
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I doubt too many college coaches know much about what goes on in the world outside of the football facility and the stadium they are playing in that week.
Truth. I'm not sure why so many want to pretend that these guys are anything more than glorified PE teachers. Sure there are a handful of really smart coaches beyond the game but they're pretty rare, imo.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:09 am to dallastiger55
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How the hell did that guy end up being the Tennessee coach?
Mostly just right place at the right time.
His dad is a longtime HS football coach in Alabama. He used that to walk-on at Bama. He used his connections from his dad to get onto Rush Propsts staff at Hoover where he had more talent than everybody else. He used his connections from walking on at Bama to get an off field position under Saban in 2007 and worked his way up to DB coach, where he had the most talent of any DB in the country. He used that to become DC at FSU in 2013 where they were loaded with 1st round talent. Couple stints as DC at UGA and Bama later where he continued to be able to out talent everybody, throw in a dumb AD and desperate fan base... And there you have Jeremy Pruitt, head football coach for the University of Tennessee
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:49 am to Prof
quote:Substitute butter for oil when creating the emulsion and you suddenly have one of the cardinal sauces in French cuisine. Imagine that.
I think even he could get it. After all, it's just fancy mayonnaise.
Posted on 10/12/18 at 10:55 am to BowlJackson
Who cares?
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