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Here is why Jeff "Teflon" Long is the right man for Chairman of the Playoff Com
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:33 pm
Jeff Long is the right man to chair this committee because as the greatest Athletic Director ever at the You of A, he has managed to become what many say is "Untouchable". He is the master of the Propaganda PR machine. So if and when the first selection becomes fubar, he will fire up his machine and hope that everyone in the nation falls in line just like his humble Razorback followers do.
There is a reason why most fan bases think we are the "Most delusional" fan base out there. Here is why:
While as the AD at Arkansas (6 years) the football and basketball winning % has actually gotten worse than the previous 6 years while Frank Broyles and Arkansas chancellor John White (filled in when Broyles retired). Our basketball conference winning % under Long is at 38%, while football dropped 52% to 39%.
He is also responsible for hiring the following leaders to our football program:
while missing out on these great Arkansas bred coaches
The Hog fans absolutely love this guy and love where the program has been and where it is headed. 0-8 in conference wins last year and next year looking about the same, and basketball that hasn't sniffed the postseason in years and is on the verge of going 0-4 to start the SEC. Jeff "Teflon" Long is making the right calls.
So when the selection committee screws up this first year of the playoff system, stay calm because the right man is on the job. He will make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
There is a reason why most fan bases think we are the "Most delusional" fan base out there. Here is why:
While as the AD at Arkansas (6 years) the football and basketball winning % has actually gotten worse than the previous 6 years while Frank Broyles and Arkansas chancellor John White (filled in when Broyles retired). Our basketball conference winning % under Long is at 38%, while football dropped 52% to 39%.
He is also responsible for hiring the following leaders to our football program:
while missing out on these great Arkansas bred coaches
The Hog fans absolutely love this guy and love where the program has been and where it is headed. 0-8 in conference wins last year and next year looking about the same, and basketball that hasn't sniffed the postseason in years and is on the verge of going 0-4 to start the SEC. Jeff "Teflon" Long is making the right calls.
So when the selection committee screws up this first year of the playoff system, stay calm because the right man is on the job. He will make everyone feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:37 pm to Pigfeet
omg it's not enough to be a jackass on our board you bring it over here.
damn, that yankee jeff long- yee hawwwww.
damn, that yankee jeff long- yee hawwwww.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:39 pm to Pigfeet
You have derailed mentally.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:39 pm to Stonehog
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You have derailed mentally.
head in sand much?
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:41 pm to Pigfeet
"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:42 pm to Hog on the Hill
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"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"
bingo.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:43 pm to Hog on the Hill
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"Nobody on the Arkansas board will agree with me, I'm going to go play with my REAL friends"

Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:46 pm to Pigfeet
quote:You're the only sidewalk fan between the two of us.
got your GED from Arkansas, I suppose.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:48 pm to Pigfeet
For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:49 pm to Hog on the Hill
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You're the only sidewalk fan between the two of us.
Not a fan of Long's loser mentality. You certainly can continue, not me.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:54 pm to Politiceaux
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For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.
So true. Some of our fans are so conditioned to failure, they get rustled if you aren't drinking the Jeff Long PR kool aid.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 12:57 pm to Politiceaux
quote:This goes way beyond this post. Pigfeet has been insufferable for a loooong time, and not just on this subject.
For priding themselves as being so unrustled, pig fans sure do lose their shite when someone doesn't toe the Baghdad Bob company line.

The fact that he's running to the SEC Rant to seek validation is priceless. It's just adorable.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 12:58 pm
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