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Hatin' arse Spurrier Salts Your Driveway
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:21 am
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:21 am
Hatin' arse Spurrier reviews the bowl season
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Georgia won the Belk Bowl, but they'll tell everyone the trophy came from Brooks Brothers.
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Kind of Rich Brooks to let you borrow that Music City Bowl trophy, Notre Dame.
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Last time I saw a Peach stompin' like that, Tommy Bowden was tryin' to make his own wine.
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Lost to Wisconsin, and now Outback has to give out free shrimp. That's how anti-Semitic Auburn is.
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Doesn't matter what the box score says. Florida State's honor court didn't see a single turnover.
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Mark Dantonio said Michigan State won because of great chemistry. Thought that was more of a Mizzou thing, but whatever.
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Congrats, you beat pirates. You're up to Somalia-level competence, Florida.
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What's the bigger shock to Bama fans, that Nick Saban doesn't own Urban Meyer or the existence of the 13th Amendment?
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:22 am to Tornado Alley
Salts your driveway? Here in Colorado, that's a nice, neighborly thing to do. Is he also gonna rake my leaves in the fall? Pull weeds in the summer?
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:39 am to CCTider
quote:As a resident of the northeast this winter, I thought the same thing.
Salts your driveway? Here in Colorado, that's a nice, neighborly thing to do. Is he also gonna rake my leaves in the fall? Pull weeds in the summer?
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:46 am to Tornado Alley
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That's how anti-Semitic Auburn is.
Someone isn't familiar with that demographic...
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:47 am to michaeldwde
Bruce Pearl is Jewish and is probably one of seventeen Jews in Lee County.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:49 am to Tornado Alley
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Bruce Pearl is Jewish and is probably one of seventeen Jews in Lee County.
There are a lot of Christians down that way; just sayin'.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:51 am to michaeldwde
All Auburn men and women are practicing Christians; it's one of the foundations of their hypocrisy and allows them to have a "head start," per se, in terms of their unwarranted sense of being elite.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:52 am to michaeldwde
Does Auburn not have an off-campus synagogue or anything?
Posted on 3/2/15 at 11:58 am to Tornado Alley
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All Auburn men and women are practicing Christians
I don't believe you.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:00 pm to michaeldwde
You're correct.
All Auburn Men and Women are presumed to be practicing Christians
All Auburn Men and Women are presumed to be practicing Christians
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:08 pm to CCTider
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Colorado
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Pull weeds in the summer?
That might not be a safe thing to do, these days.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:20 pm to Tornado Alley
Wow. After the year South carolina had it is like being trolled by Vanderbilt.
That's ok. He'll only be there another 2-3 years anyway.
That's ok. He'll only be there another 2-3 years anyway.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:27 pm to Tornado Alley
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Historically speaking, an "Auburn Man" was a white, Protestant, Southern afflicted with Napoleonic complex.
Napoleon complex, little brother syndrome , second-class citizen...they've got all that shite
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:38 pm to E.Hubble
And yet UGA is still our bitch
Posted on 3/2/15 at 12:44 pm to jvilletiger25
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And yet UGA is still our bitch
Whaaaaaaaat? You might want to check out the results of our games for the past 10 years before sayign that, my man. While true you have more titles, you certainly do NOT own us.
I believe it is 7-3 Georgia way the last ten years.
My post was not intended to slight Auburn and your accomplishments....merely to correct your statement.
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:08 pm to E.Hubble
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