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re: "Gus Malzahn's Bible-themed play signals prove he's the most Auburn coach"

Posted on 2/10/13 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
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Posted on 2/10/13 at 3:58 pm to
Sounds like the bammers are good with this relationship :

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Posted by Rbama13
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jul 2011
685 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 4:48 pm to
I wonder what Gus's play calls look like for "Paid, laid and saved"?
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
17937 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 4:50 pm to
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Y'all are weird.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 4:55 pm to
That may have been Top Ten one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
Posted by Jimmie Rustler
MS
Member since Jan 2013
613 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

That may have been Top Ten one of the stupidest things I've ever read.


Seriously? On this board?
Posted by TheSandman
Notasulga
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 2/10/13 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Seriously? On this board?

You're such an alter

But I agree. I've read waaaaaaaaay worse


Especially coming from NtY
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

I wonder what Gus's play calls look like for "Paid, laid and saved"?


Posted by LSUDat2012
Member since Aug 2012
209 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 6:53 pm to
Nice to see. The most important thing in all of our lives is our Lord Jesus Christ and tops the greatness of SEC college football any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.
Posted by Razorologist
Member since Aug 2011
1538 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 7:46 pm to
Nothing like using a bunch of desert dwellers in the Middle East from thousands of years ago as sources.

Why not see what they have to write about now. Some of those tribal people's around the globe still think lightning and earthquakes are celestial punishment.
This post was edited on 2/10/13 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19103 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 11:47 pm to
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Gus doesn't call plays like that here. Now we use things like giant Cam Newton heads.

Here's a couple of signals he could use:


Posted by umrebel2009
Member since Feb 2010
7287 posts
Posted on 2/10/13 at 11:51 pm to
praying right next to decapitating
Posted by gnirwin11
ATX
Member since Dec 2011
248 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 2:38 am to
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Nice to see. The most important thing in all of our lives is our Lord Jesus Christ and tops the greatness of SEC college football any day of the week and twice on Saturdays.

Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. Just know that there's this thing out there called "science" that's really catching on
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 4:12 am to
I wonder what kind of signals Kristy (or whatever her damn name is)Malzahn uses?

The holy bespake of holy and then they reach for wallets.
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
2510 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:59 am to
Gus got one for SHUT UP!
Posted by PepaSpray
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11080 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 8:35 am to
The more someone claims to be Christian, the less likely that they practice their claim. It's like saying, "I'm so humble. Look! I'm humble."
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38012 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 8:56 am to
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The more someone claims to be Christian, the less likely that they practice their claim. It's like saying, "I'm so humble. Look! I'm humble."


The more someone dislikes Christians, the more likely they are to use mindless cliches about Christians that have no basis in actual fact.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 2/11/13 at 8:59 am to
Does Gus tithe?
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:09 am to
quote:

Does Gus tithe?


Do Protestants Tithe?
Posted by Nortizzle
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Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:15 am to
BAMA UP!!!!
Posted by PurpleNGold4Ever
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2009
273 posts
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:22 am to
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

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