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re: Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:06 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:06 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
i’m already combing the Bama Vandy thread for ideas.
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Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:10 pm to mtb010
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Not making any excuses. LSU was exposed against A&M and if they didn't correct those deficiencies then they will lose to Bama. If they schemed correctly to stop any run from Milroe, then I believe it will be a competitive game.
Two great disadvantages for LSU is that it is a night game and it is at Tiger Stadium. These two obstacles have been too much for LSU to overcome when facing Bama in most all of the meetings in that situation.
Bama's two greatest disadvantages are:
The big cat that LSU is bringing in to frighten the Alabama players because nature is scary and hepatitis flavored piss balloons.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:12 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
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All of you are going to need a ready made excuse for the beating coming this Saturday.
Tried and true excuses for LSU fans, pick one or all you like:
1. 'Da refs cheated us
2. 'Dat damn Red Elefant Klub
3. It's a young team
4. It's the injuries, bawds
5. There's a cancer in the locker room
6. The wind done made it where our QB couldn't throw
7. God hates coonasses because they talk and smell weird
8. Players were sleepy
9. The lights were in 'dem Tiger's eyes
10. Can't beat Bama in their own stadium, especially not at night.
Do you think LSU fans still believe BK will win a championship at LSU in the future?
This post was edited on 11/8/24 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:12 pm to SammyTiger
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i’m already combing the Bama Vandy thread for ideas.
Guess what, bawd, Vandy is likely to be favored by 20 points over LSU.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:14 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
you should bet you house then on any line under that.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:55 pm to pbro62
"frick you gumptard"
And the horse you rode in on.
And the horse you rode in on.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:00 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
This Bama team is not good enough to talk shite. They probably won’t back up your claims and embarrass you. Milroe on the road has been awful. Vanderbilt dominated Bama and Tennessee should have won by 3 TDs if their QB could throw a football.
This post was edited on 11/8/24 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:03 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Well, Saban retired and Bama just isn't the same. That's why we blew them out. Maybe next season they'll be ready for LSU.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 5:33 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
1. Can't run the ball.
2. Can't stop the run.
2. Can't stop the run.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:27 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
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It's a public service.
Your mom was all about public service, too. She’d be very proud of you.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:40 pm to TS1926
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Vanderbilt dominated Bama and Tennessee should have won by 3 TDs if their QB could throw a football.
On the contrary, Bama would have won by 3 TD's if Milroe could throw a football or run without getting immediately tackled.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:43 pm to ExpoTiger
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Didn’t y’all lose to Vanderbilt?
Yes, but Vandy is better than both Alabama and LSU put together so, that's not the criticism you imagine it is.
Also, at that point in the season, DeBoer had not fully opened up the playbook because he didn't want everyone to know Bama's secrets.
He's a strategist.
This post was edited on 11/8/24 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:48 pm to lastfan
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Your mom was all about public service, too. She’d be very proud of you.
Dorothy Guitarzan Gordan is a saint!
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:50 pm to kajunman
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Well, Saban retired and Bama just isn't the same. That's why we blew them out. Maybe next season they'll be ready for LSU.
The game is tomorrow, you dumb fricking coonass drunk.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:50 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
My excuse is, "Gov Landry shouldn't have brought in a Mike body double"
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:52 pm to That LSU Guy
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Thanks for another update, Altie.
I'm new here so, I haven't had a chance to become accustomed to everyone's posting style yet. But, from what I can discern at this early stage of my journey here, I think you are an alter.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 6:58 pm to USAFTiger42
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My excuse is, "Gov Landry shouldn't have brought in a Mike body double"
This is wrong, btw, what LSU is doing.
They know players are afraid of nature. I can hear the taunts from LSU coaches and players and fans now, things like:
Hey Bammer, Tiger 'gon eat you.
Stupid Bammer, tiger be hungry.
Bammer, tiger likes pads and thinks helmets are treats.
Lookie here Bammer, hey Bammer, tigers cage is open.
Come pet the tiger, Bammer, he won't bite.
It's going to be a sordid spectacle. Just play the fricking game and don't rely on vicious and reprobate tactics.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 7:01 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
I can't fricking wait for this game.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 7:56 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
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On the contrary, Bama would have won by 3 TD's if Milroe could throw a football or run without getting immediately tackled.
Well yeah that’s also true. Milroe is arse. How is this game going to be different?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 8:01 pm to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
This is rich coming from a Bama fan.
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