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re: Funny things heard this sunday morning in central texas, post them here

Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:06 pm to
Yeah both teams held on just about every play but the referee kept the flag in their pockets, so can’t complain there. They had a few on Chaisson that I was hoping they’d throw, but it’s whatever.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:07 pm to
I heard them play for just about every first down I believe.
Posted by navy
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:07 pm to
My wife asked me why Texas band kept playing "I've been working on the railroad."
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:10 pm to
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My wife asked me why Texas band kept playing "I've been working on the railroad."



Posted by Liquor And Poker
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:12 pm to
Ah yes, the obsession continues.....

Wonder how much Texas pays a month for renting the space in your heads? There's plenty of room for sure.
This post was edited on 9/8/19 at 2:14 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:13 pm to
Well that is their adopted song
Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:15 pm to
Hey look, another dolt who thinks The Eyes of Texas (played only before and after the game, unless it's a special halftime) is our fight song.

Know how I know you're fibbing? See above.
Posted by Liquor And Poker
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:16 pm to
He can't help it TexasHorn, Old Sarge was just born that way
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:16 pm to
Crickets in North Texas but seems this is more TTech, Ta&m, OU territory
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:17 pm to
He’s not talking to me you moron
Posted by Lonnie Utah
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:18 pm to
Brisket is BBQ.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:18 pm to
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our fight song.


Can you really blame outsiders for thinking this?
Posted by higgs_boson
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:20 pm to
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Brisket is BBQ.


Posted by texashorn
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:23 pm to
No, not really, because when one thinks about college football, they invariably evoke images of Bevo, burnt orange and the Hook 'em hand sign upheld to the strains of The Eyes of Texas.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:27 pm to
Wrong, but when you think of gay idiots in austin, “I’ve been working on the railroad “. Comes to mind
Posted by Liquor And Poker
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:32 pm to
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Wrong, but when you think of gay idiots in austin, “I’ve been working on the railroad “. Comes to mind



So you're saying you think about gay idiots a lot? Typical
This post was edited on 9/8/19 at 2:33 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:34 pm to
In Austin we are surrounded by them, they are easy to spot in burnt orange and they are carrying dildos around campus near DKKKR
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:45 pm to
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Funny things PROBABLY heard this sunday morning in EAST texas, post them here pm


1. Were aggy we suck , even with the refs helping us.
2. We’re gonna lose a whole lot more, probably 3 or 4 more.
3. Clemson beat the sshit out of us.
4. LSU and BAMA going to kill us.
5. Our QB sux.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:45 pm to
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We beat LSU in every way, the refs screwed us over”


Joe Burrow just threw for another 100 yards and a touchdown.

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“This will be our only loss and we will get revenge on LSU in the playoffs where the refs won’t help them “



I won’t bet on LSU making the playoffs, but Texas still has to play Oklahoma. Good luck.

quote:

LSU didn’t beat us, we beat ourselves”



Meh. You made mistakes. But Burrow just threw another touchdown pass.

quote:


“LSU will destroy Bama, they beat us and we are clearly bigger and faster than Bama”



As much as I hope this happens, come on, man. You are not bigger and faster than Bama. We will go to Tuscaloosa and play a great game. The better team will win.
Posted by Liquor And Poker
Member since Jan 2019
29 posts
Posted on 9/8/19 at 2:48 pm to
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In Austin we are surrounded by them, they are easy to spot in burnt orange and they are carrying dildos around campus near DKKKR



Says the pussy whose team has gay male cheerleaders, jizzes in a jar to pictures of JFF, and dickrides every team in the SEC West.

You guys couldn't hack it in the Big12, ran off, and now you can't make it in the SEC West.

Ever thought about Conference USA?
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