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re: For tRant's Reading Pleasure, The Annual Tennessee Melt Thread

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Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16826 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:49 pm to
Lol. That's cute.

Prepare your arse for 100k people chanting something about Colgate extra white and being easy on the butter after this arse whooping you're surely to receive. We may rush for 300+ yards on you this year. Say cheese
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:51 pm to
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Tennessee will win by at least 2 scores. And florida is not better than they were last year. The defense will not be near as strong.




11 years losing streak
6-24 record vs Florida since 1976
Nobody talks more and wins less than the Vo11's.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34628 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

"No one wants to hear it but we're getting closer with our roster. With this young team, the margin of victory is so slim. We're not gonna let negativity creep in this locker room. We have to protect these players."


Please protect them from your pathetic coaching and loser mentality.







Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:52 pm to
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Shut up. People are too focused on hearing the same thing MullenBoys heard about Ole Miss and the NCAA even though he never posted what he heard.


You're kinda giving him exactly what he was aiming for by doing this in a completely unrelated thread, you know.
Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Prepare your arse for 100k people chanting something about Colgate extra white and being easy on the butter after this arse whooping you're surely to receive. We may rush for 300+ yards on you this year. Say cheese


Where have I seen this exact post before?

Every year. For the last 12 years.

Neyland is the equivalent of playing in the land of Teletubbies and Cabbage Patch Kids. I know daycare centers more intimidating than Neyland Stadium
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 6:53 pm to
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Prepare your arse for 100k people chanting something about Colgate extra white and being easy on the butter



Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

This is going to be heartbreaking


Then this.

Page 375



Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:07 pm to
Enjoy it while you can, the tipping point is in the rearview mirror
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:11 pm to
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atlgator says: I'm so mad Tennessee made the preseason top 10 I'm melting.


There. OP fixed.
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16826 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:15 pm to


Will you be supporting your team and making the trip to Neyland?
Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:15 pm to
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Prof says: I'm so mad we've lost 11 straight years to Florida that I'm going to brag about a preseason ranking. No, preseason rankings don't mean anything, and they certainly don't change the fact that we've lost 11 games in a row to Florida. But hey, OFFSEASON CHAMPS


Fixed it for you
Posted by atlgator
Jacksonville, Atlanta, Gainesville
Member since Aug 2014
5520 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:16 pm to
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Will you be supporting your team and making the trip to Neyland?


Been to Neyland twice during the streak and in Gainesville for every game. Won't be able to make it to see 12 in a row though. Will you be there?
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:21 pm to
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Fixed it for you


And yet, I've never once declared us offseason champs. My record is on here in prediction threads. It sucks we have a losing streak but it sucks far more that we've been down as long as we have. Sorry but I ain't mad at UF for being the better team those years. The only one we had even talent (maybe more but really that's a push) was last season and I didn't melt after that game either.

Sorry but the facts don't align with your 'fix' of my post and you're the one obviously responding to neutral 3rd parties with coaching skills ranking us highly.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 7:26 pm
Posted by tennfanatic
Greeneville, Tennessee
Member since Nov 2007
2098 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:43 pm to
I'm not grasping at straws, Tennessee will win and win comfortably. The offense will be better because treon Harris won't be the qb but you don't lose Hargraves and several studs on that d line and be better. With shoop being our defensive coordinator you won't score over 14 points and we'll score between 28 to 35.
Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:50 pm to
Posted by Piscinin
the hills
Member since Nov 2015
3561 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 7:51 pm to
Mmmm could go for some Shoneys right about now
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16826 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Been to Neyland twice during the streak and in Gainesville for every game. Won't be able to make it to see 12 in a row though. Will you be there?


Does a bear shite in the woods baw, damn. Who else is going to hold the "atlgator has a micro peen" sign?.. We're going in bro. Embrace it. Accept it. It's happening.

Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:09 pm to
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6-24 record vs Florida since 1976


We didn't play regularly until expansion. Brag on your streak and even your record since the 90s but that is a pathetically misleading stat.
This post was edited on 8/4/16 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:15 pm to
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We didn't play regularly until expansion. Brag on your streak and even your record since the 90s but that is a pathetically misleading stat.




Florida has played Tennessee 30 games since 1976.
Tennessee is 6-24 in those 30 games.
What is misleading about that?

Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45503 posts
Posted on 8/4/16 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Mmmm could go for some Shoneys right about now


Never really cared for Shoney's with one major exception: their coffee was fantastic. Way better than most restaurants and worth going when I lived near one - used to order a desert and a coffee. That said, they had some good items on the sandwich and hamburger menus.
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