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For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight

Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:20 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:20 pm
Please post:

1. Your actual height and weight
2. Your highest finish in the Heisman voting.
3. What year you were the starting QB on a National Championship football team.

Thanks. Look forward to your answers.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:22 pm to
well, at least I'm not fat
Posted by Pinkel_Dance2014
Arlington, TX
Member since Jul 2022
95 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:22 pm to
Josh is the new Bert
Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:23 pm to
Good lord what a pathetic response thread.
Posted by BLG
Georgia
Member since Mar 2018
7504 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:24 pm to
None of that matters because fans aren't coaching major college football

What matters is a lack of fortitude to be in even decent shape. There will be some players that think "why should he expect me to be in such great shape when he doesn't even care about himself", and they would have a valid reason to think that.

And sitting in the living room of a recruit's parents? It just looks bad when you're a fat slob.
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Fancy Boots
Member since Aug 2022
143 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:24 pm to
Ask your mother about my length and girth.
Posted by BigPaintedInOrange
Member since Aug 2022
1247 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:24 pm to
None of them will accomplish 1/10th of what big josh has already done in their lifetimes.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
68754 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:25 pm to
So in other words, he has good genetics but has chosen to be a lazy, fat slob
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53259 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:25 pm to
What a weird thread.

Are you his lover or something?

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SavageOrangeJug


This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 12:26 pm
Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
2455 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:25 pm to
Nah. He’s got a lot of work to do before he can claim Bert status.

Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7288 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

For those of you making fun of Josh Heupel's weight

Please post:

1. Your actual height and weight
2. Your highest finish in the Heisman voting.
3. What year you were the starting QB on a National Championship football team.

Thanks. Look forward to your answers.

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36975 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:26 pm to
SavageButtChug is tRiGgeReD

6’4” (probably closer to 6’3” tbh)
223 lbs

I’ve won just as many Heismans as fat tits
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5427 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:27 pm to
88% chance OP is fatter than Heupel
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17099 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:28 pm to
6'1", 225 lbs, and solid as rock. Now post your weight, fatty.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5427 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

6’4” (probably closer to 6’3” tbh)

quote:

WilliamTaylor21

Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36975 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

6'1"

I remember that height - I was in 11th grade.

:weeman:
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
23685 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:31 pm to
Lol Tennessee fans never fail to make me laugh
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17099 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

weeman


No one cares about your little dick, bud.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26252 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:32 pm to
He’s as fat as that disgusting fatass, Phat Phil.
Posted by WalkingVol
Member since Aug 2022
98 posts
Posted on 9/1/22 at 12:33 pm to
Lamecock fans are reduced to talking shite about a coach's weight who was five points away from laying half of a hundred on them. How sad.
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