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re: Football Team Baby Names

Posted on 5/24/12 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by LOCO5150
NWA
Member since Sep 2011
4867 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 1:44 pm to
If I have a son I would name him Peen Trino
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15655 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 2:35 pm to
If an Akron fan (The 'Zips') and an Austin Peay fan got married, and their son grew up a South Carolina fan they're cheers would be:

"Let's win one for the zipper," "Let's Go Peay," and "Go Cocks"
Posted by au4you
Alabama
Member since Dec 2010
2965 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 3:16 pm to
There is a girl named Krimson Anne White. Not even kidding...
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38477 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Cambo Sullivan


Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 5:39 pm to
that's terrible!

parents, just in general, need to take just a minute to think before they saddle their helpless newborn with a name that will get them beaten up/riduculed for the rest of their life. don't name your son, richard, then call him dick as a nickname, etc.

i honest to God knew a girl whose name was Ima Hogg...

Posted by BigHeadTigerFan
Folsom,La.
Member since Oct 2011
890 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 6:07 pm to
My dogs name is Mingo.
Posted by SpringBokCock
Columbia, SC
Member since Oct 2003
3191 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 6:22 pm to
Knew a girl in junior high school named Jocelyn Teets.

ya, I know it has nothing to do with the thread, but ... dayum - who does that?
Posted by Fidel Castro
Dangit Raul
Member since May 2011
2716 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 6:33 pm to
no fricking way lol
Posted by vandelay industries
CSRA
Member since May 2012
2509 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 6:50 pm to
our county sheriff's name is mike hunt. really. the local TV newswomen address him as "michael", for obvious reasons...
Posted by SemperAuburn
Enterprise, AL
Member since Apr 2012
1349 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Knew a girl in junior high school named Jocelyn Teets.

ya, I know it has nothing to do with the thread, but ... dayum - who does that?


Played against a football team with kid named "Harry Cox". No joke. It was hilarious too cause the kid kept making tackles and the announcer would blare it out in the stadium "And another tackle made by Harry Cox!!!"
This post was edited on 5/24/12 at 8:15 pm
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52624 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 8:57 pm to
Worst name I've ever come across in real life is a girl I went to middle school with named Chiquita...not as bad as some listed but wtf nonetheless.
Posted by 1LoudTideFan
Member since May 2008
3662 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 9:03 pm to
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWINS NAMED DAWASHA AND DADRYA?
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38477 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Knew a girl in junior high school named Jocelyn Teets.


I knew a dude in elementary school whose name was Peter Skinner.

Ouch.
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22079 posts
Posted on 5/24/12 at 10:24 pm to
We had a football player at Mississippi State 2 years ago named Michael Hunt. And yes, they called him Mike.
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