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Flopping hard, flopping strong, flopping right along.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:01 am
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:01 am
The Floppers had a great victory over Texas on Saturday and executed their flop tactics to perfection.
I re-watched the game a couple of hours ago and counted 23 flops by The Floppers at key moments of the game.
The Floppers, as everyone in the SEC knows, have been flopping for years and years now and are very good at it.
But Texas, they didn't know about strategic floppery. Now they do. Over at Surly Horns, they are crying and bitching about the flopping and just can't believe it and apparently had never seen anything like it.
It's hilarious. They are talking about how new rules need to be made to penalize floppers or make flopping an offense to even get a player ejected.
Other proposals are to back the flopping team up 5 or 10 yards for each flop. Other suggestions are to make the flopper sit out a quarter or sit out a set of downs, etc...
It's almost like they had never seen The Floppers play a game before Saturday.
I re-watched the game a couple of hours ago and counted 23 flops by The Floppers at key moments of the game.
The Floppers, as everyone in the SEC knows, have been flopping for years and years now and are very good at it.
But Texas, they didn't know about strategic floppery. Now they do. Over at Surly Horns, they are crying and bitching about the flopping and just can't believe it and apparently had never seen anything like it.
It's hilarious. They are talking about how new rules need to be made to penalize floppers or make flopping an offense to even get a player ejected.
Other proposals are to back the flopping team up 5 or 10 yards for each flop. Other suggestions are to make the flopper sit out a quarter or sit out a set of downs, etc...
It's almost like they had never seen The Floppers play a game before Saturday.
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Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:06 am to Stunna Tide
You are a mentally deranged, closeted homosexual, CharlotteSooner.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:11 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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You are a mentally deranged, closeted homosexual, CharlotteSooner.
I have no idea what you are talking about but, great response.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:13 am to Stunna Tide
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:21 am to Stunna Tide
LSU has always taken a lay it all down on the line approach to their defensive issues.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:30 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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Log off your alter, pussy.
CharlotteSooner is who you are
No, I don't particularly care for Sooners either. Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying The Floppers are doing anything wrong like Texas fans are claiming.
I say flop to victory until they make you stop flopping. Coach Bryant pushed every procedure and every rule to the limit also.
While I hope The Floppers lose every game they have, as I hope the same for several SEC teams, I admire their floppery tactics.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:33 am to NATidefan
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LSU has always taken a lay it all down on the line approach to their defensive issues.
It's been like that for well over a decade and that is why I was kind of surprised Texas fans weren't aware of it.
It's well known that if an opposing team has more than one first down in a row, anywhere between 6 to 8 floppers will flop out for LSU before that team can reach the red zone.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 2:34 am
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:45 am to Stunna Tide
Really hope this isnt Charlotte.
Dude has been melting all over the board since the AP ranked LSU above Oklahoma.
And to top that off, the drive with all the cramps resulted in a Texas TD, so its irrelevant.. OP must really not have a good home life to melt on an SEC board all day.. Feel for you man.
Dude has been melting all over the board since the AP ranked LSU above Oklahoma.
And to top that off, the drive with all the cramps resulted in a Texas TD, so its irrelevant.. OP must really not have a good home life to melt on an SEC board all day.. Feel for you man.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 2:49 am
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:53 am to GeauxTigerNation
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Really hope this isnt Charlotte.
Dude has been melting all over the board since the AP ranked LSU above Oklahoma.
And to top the off, the drive with all the cramps resulted in a Texas TD, so its irrelevant.. OP must really not have a good home life to melt on an SEC board all day.. Feel for you man.
I don't live in Charlotte. I live in the Shining Jewel of The South, Birmingham, Alabama.
I think you LSU fans are taking this thread in the wrong way. I say flop until they make you stop. Sure, it is aggravating when it's your team having the orchestrated flopping executed against them but, there isn't a rule against it.
So, you know, flop until they make you stop. I couldn't stop smiling reading the Surly Horns thread on it.
They call it "Heat Cramp Free Timeouts". They call it that because they are all really well educated and rich. Down here in dirty 'ole SEC Country, we just call it 'floppin.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 2:59 am to Stunna Tide
An example of posts in the thread:
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MNLonghornFUKM
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Game MVPs were the LSU training staff. They didnt cramp up despite being on the field 10+ times to service all of those injured Tigers.
Amazing nobody on the LSU offense suffered cramps despite having 600 yards of offense
and nobody on Texas stopped the game due to cramps.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:00 am to Stunna Tide
Mental breakdown melt
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:03 am to reggieray420
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Mental breakdown melt
Yeah, the whole thread is a massive melt. I would link it but I'm not sure of the rules here and am not sure linking another sports message board is allowed.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 3:04 am
Posted on 9/9/19 at 3:09 am to Stunna Tide
I laughed pretty good at this one:
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HornsOverIthaca
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It's amazing more of them didn't drown as children.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 4:15 am to Stunna Tide
You are flopping right now, aren’t you?
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:21 am to Stunna Tide
I am calling UT alter
Posted on 9/9/19 at 5:28 am to Stunna Tide
They have taken over from auburn as Flop U.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 6:09 am to Stunna Tide
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I live in the Shining Jewel of The South, Birmingham, Alabama
No one who lives in Birmingham would ever call it that.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 6:19 am to Stunna Tide
Yep, Divinity and Delpit leaving the field in the 2nd half to take IV’s in the locker room, along with Glen Logan and Rashard Lawrence both leaving the game and not returning after injuries...accounting for 5 stoppages of play...
All flops. We took them off the field of play-and in Logan and Lawrence’s case, they didn’t return-because of the elaborate nature and how well we sell flopping.
fricking idiot.
All flops. We took them off the field of play-and in Logan and Lawrence’s case, they didn’t return-because of the elaborate nature and how well we sell flopping.
fricking idiot.
This post was edited on 9/9/19 at 6:23 am
Posted on 9/9/19 at 6:26 am to Stunna Tide
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Flopping hard, flopping strong, flopping right along.
This thread is flaccid AF.
Posted on 9/9/19 at 6:27 am to GFunk
Great news as Midol has agreed to a sponsorship deal for naming rights to the LSU football facility.
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