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Fla Fans planning on Bugging Out on game early...Back to French Quarter
Posted on 10/10/19 at 1:57 am
Posted on 10/10/19 at 1:57 am
While in Florida today grabbing a late lunch.....I overheard 2 Gator couples discussing their trip to La. for the LSU/Fla game. The wives were talking about how Intimidating & LOUD they heard Tiger Stadium was. One of the dudes said....."Well, it can't be any louder than the Swamp"! The other guy, who had seen Fla play in B.R. 2x @ night, immediately shut him down and said....."Woa, bro - stop! You can't imagine how wildly different that stadium, those fans and the entire atmosphere (inside & out) are"! They just stared @ him.
He then warned them to Get Ready & Be Prepared.....because it would be a scale of LOUD - backed with profuse, thundering energy - they had never experienced before!
He knew the wives had packed Fla colors/shirts and were all giggly about them all "matching" and how "fun" it would be! The guy who'd experienced Tiger Stadium before said.......OK Fine, but if they wore their Gator Garb.....they would get "Tiger Baited" as soon as they stepped out of car, maybe before. "Well what do you mean Honey"!? He said you'll see.......and to just not think they were being assaulted/attacked! The wives looked at one another.
One of the women was an Atty and said @ her law firm in Orlando.....she was hearing from other Atty's, clients all week that LSU might easily, likely Blow Fla Off Field early.....and that their Coach & QB would NOT let their foot off the gas!! That it could be ugly, bad!
The other girl looked @ her husband and said...."Well, in that case, we're heading the hell back to N.O. (Pat O'briens) in French Quarter to guzzle Hurricanes"! The other wife & her hubby said nothing but appeared to agree. The table then got quiet.
The dude who had NOT been to Death Valley before appeared to turn somewhat ashen grey/white, quickly finished his beer, grabbed the check and said .....well at least we've got a nice room in the French Quarter and the weather is supposed to be nice. Let's go!
His wife said.....Don't know about ya'll, but I ain't wearing those fricking Jerseys to Baton Rouge!
He then warned them to Get Ready & Be Prepared.....because it would be a scale of LOUD - backed with profuse, thundering energy - they had never experienced before!
He knew the wives had packed Fla colors/shirts and were all giggly about them all "matching" and how "fun" it would be! The guy who'd experienced Tiger Stadium before said.......OK Fine, but if they wore their Gator Garb.....they would get "Tiger Baited" as soon as they stepped out of car, maybe before. "Well what do you mean Honey"!? He said you'll see.......and to just not think they were being assaulted/attacked! The wives looked at one another.
One of the women was an Atty and said @ her law firm in Orlando.....she was hearing from other Atty's, clients all week that LSU might easily, likely Blow Fla Off Field early.....and that their Coach & QB would NOT let their foot off the gas!! That it could be ugly, bad!
The other girl looked @ her husband and said...."Well, in that case, we're heading the hell back to N.O. (Pat O'briens) in French Quarter to guzzle Hurricanes"! The other wife & her hubby said nothing but appeared to agree. The table then got quiet.
The dude who had NOT been to Death Valley before appeared to turn somewhat ashen grey/white, quickly finished his beer, grabbed the check and said .....well at least we've got a nice room in the French Quarter and the weather is supposed to be nice. Let's go!
His wife said.....Don't know about ya'll, but I ain't wearing those fricking Jerseys to Baton Rouge!
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Posted on 10/10/19 at 1:58 am to coolcorgi
None of that happened
Posted on 10/10/19 at 2:58 am to coolcorgi
Richard Sherman is that you?
Posted on 10/10/19 at 3:08 am to coolcorgi
Dear Facetube, wait til you get a load of this shite.........
Posted on 10/10/19 at 3:24 am to coolcorgi
Do you expect us to believe this or is this some kind of double secret probation level skulduggery?
This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 3:29 am
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:03 am to coolcorgi
What a vivid imagination.
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:24 am to coolcorgi
thats not creepy at all
like at all
like at all
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:25 am to coolcorgi
Not sure if your story is stupider than the fact you thought people would read all this crap, but I wouldn’t know because I didn’t read all that crap. You do seem a bit triggered though from what I can tell, where did the swamp touch you?
Posted on 10/10/19 at 4:35 am to coolcorgi
Man that is one of the worst made up stories I’ve ever read on here. You need lots of practice.
Posted on 10/10/19 at 5:17 am to coolcorgi
I can confirm. This was the OP in action
Posted on 10/10/19 at 5:24 am to Stay Alpha
Spaghette. Spooked you
Posted on 10/10/19 at 5:35 am to coolcorgi
Your wife gave me head in the bathroom during this fake lunch
Posted on 10/10/19 at 5:44 am to coolcorgi
I’m calling BS on this . . .
Posted on 10/10/19 at 5:45 am to coolcorgi
This sounds like something I would come up with. Total bull-shite.
But I would have made it sound more believable.
But I would have made it sound more believable.
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:08 am to coolcorgi
So much effort for such a shitty post.
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:20 am to coolcorgi
quote:
appeared to turn somewhat ashen grey/white, quickly finished his beer, grabbed the check and said .....well at least we've
Looks like an out of business PENTHOUUSE FORUM writer here.
So I’m calling BS on this. Nobody writes like this....
This post was edited on 10/10/19 at 6:22 am
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:21 am to coolcorgi
Cool story, bro
Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:36 am to coolcorgi
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Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:52 am to Stay Alpha
....This scared me a lil.Posted on 10/10/19 at 6:55 am to coolcorgi
Coonass fan fiction. Cool story bro!
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