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re: Fastest you have thrown a baseball
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:35 am to MrAUTigers
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:35 am to MrAUTigers
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You do realize what a unicorn is, right?
Actually I do...
"Since it first named that one-horned equine around the 1200s, the word unicorn has gone on to name "a person or thing that is rare and highly valued."
<.00005% qualifies as rare and likely "highly valued" as you should know as a "past professional".
I'll make this shite easy for you:
“I didn’t have a good fastball, but so what?” he said. “I went out there 50 times this season without a good fastball. You have to learn to live with it.
LINK
"For Lee Thomas, the clinching factor was that fastball clocked at 83 mph." LINK
I left out more flaws in your "I got paid to play this game" fantasy... you'll drop more.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 1:09 am to OldSchoolHorn
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<.00005% qualifies as rare and likely "highly valued" as you should know as a "past professional".
There is one problem with this........
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There are less than 7500 living males in North America & Latin America etc throwing a real 90+ mph fastball. Divide that into 190,000,000 and tell me they aren’t unicorns.
how many of those 190,000,000 million are pitchers? Using your logic, any professional soccer player is a unicorn because of the numbers.
Look, you made a ridiculous statement about your buddy, because you are friends with him, topping out as a closer at 83 MPH in the WS. Just own it. You have continued to argue that maintaining a 90+ avg. is very difficult. I have shown you factual data you are wrong over and over again. Maybe you will start to pay more attention when baseball resumes, instead of just watching......if you even do that.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 10:27 am to OldSchoolHorn
3 hours. Lets set something up. If you are serious.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:12 pm to Hook Em Horns
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3 hours. Lets set something up. If you are serious.
It’d have to be third party.. I’m n CO & it’s not feasible. Trust me I’d love to.. I’d make the experience fun & would honor my side if I lost. Call me crazy but I’d enjoy the process more of you won the bet, I just know the odds & would take the risk.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:19 pm to MrAUTigers
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how many of those 190,000,000 million are pitchers? Using your logic, any professional soccer player is a unicorn because of the numbers. Look, you made a ridiculous statement about your buddy, because you are friends with him, topping out as a closer at 83 MPH in the WS. Just own it. You have continued to argue that maintaining a 90+ avg. is very difficult. I have shown you factual data you are wrong over and over again. Maybe you will start to pay more attention when baseball resumes, instead of just watching......if you even do that.
I’ve known Mitch for a long time, we are not buddies. I’ve know hundreds of MLB people for a long tlme with some being close buddies.
You’ve been provided empirical data.. now let’s get back to your time as a “I got paid!” professional.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:26 pm to OldSchoolHorn
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I’ve know hundreds of MLB people for a long tlme
Name them, sport
Posted on 3/20/20 at 12:47 pm to OldSchoolHorn
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now let’s get back to your time as a “I got paid!” professional.
I spent 5 years in the minors. I could not hit an off-speed pitch to save my life. That, and the fact the organization I played for brought in a future HOF right behind me sealed my fate. I got frustrated because they were moving him past me and it was obvious I was not in their plans. I asked for a trade, but they refused.........because you are nothing but property at that level. At that level you are living 6-8 guys in a two bedroom apt. and living off of sandwiches. After 5 years I gave up on my dream. I could have gone and played in an Independent League, but I was fed up with the game at that point.
That is my story
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 3/20/20 at 4:32 pm to OldSchoolHorn
Well find out something and let me know. This isnt the ot and 5k is alot of money and i could use it.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 4:41 pm to texag7
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Name them, sport
Name your missing teeth aggy racist, then we’ll talk.
And it’s Mr. Sport to you bitch.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 4:54 pm to MrAUTigers
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That is my story
One hell of a story for a guy who thinks that a 17 year old 6’3” left handed pitcher with a brother in the pros went undrafted until the 8th round after setting the state wins record... was actually clocking high 90’s. In 1982 nonetheless.
Seeing that you are choosing to die slowly on this hill, I do appreciate you for it doing it ceremoniously as to entertain us during tough times.
Gtfo outta here with this shite you clown.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:02 pm to Hook Em Horns
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Well find out something and let me know. This isnt the ot and 5k is alot of money and i could use it.
So you are going to show up with your 67 mph fastball & $1.43 in your pocket.
You can’t even get a small tater tots at Sonic with that, c’mon man.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:07 pm to OldSchoolHorn
Name the “hundreds” of mlb players you know you fricking clown 
Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:10 pm to OldSchoolHorn
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One hell of a story for a guy who thinks that a 17 year old 6’3” left handed pitcher with a brother in the pros went undrafted until the 8th round after setting the state wins record... was actually clocking high 90’s. In 1982 nonetheless.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:29 pm to OldSchoolHorn
No ill show up with money. Im just saying 5k is alot. But im telling you that i will win. Why would i drive 3 hours to potentially lose money? I just wouldn't show up.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:47 pm to MrAUTigers
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I played HS ball against a guy who we thought threw high 90's in 1982, but was really throwing high 80's & didn't go until the 16th round."
FIFY
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You talk about this. I lived it

Posted on 3/20/20 at 5:54 pm to Hook Em Horns
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But im telling you that i will win
This is never happening whether it's true or not, I'm sorry but lets be realistic... you can't even ride a ski lift or hit a strip club right now.
Most importantly, it's distracting from the show this MrFantasyAUTiger clown is putting on... this is not the time for us to be selfish.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 6:05 pm to texag7
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Name the “hundreds” of mlb players you know you fricking clown
Well I believe Doyle Alexander became a dentist, I guess we could see if he'll fix those busted up teeth of yours.
Several own fast food franchises that i could get you interviews with... they really don't screen backgrounds like the PwC Texas alumns that permanently destroyed your life after those racist tweets.
Mel Hall is in a Texas prison, y'all should definitely meet.. he'd probably think that mouth of yours is actually purty & put it to good use.
Posted on 3/20/20 at 6:10 pm to OldSchoolHorn
ETA It's comical how you know all of these former major leaguers but doubt a guy who flamed out in the minors.
This post was edited on 3/20/20 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 3/20/20 at 6:21 pm to OldSchoolHorn
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Name the “hundreds” of mlb players you know you fricking clown
Well I believe Doyle Alexander became a dentist, I guess we could see if he'll fix those busted up teeth of yours.
He must be a great buddy of yours.
check out bottom right "What is Doyle Alexander doing now"
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