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Do recruits feel that Mike Elko is the most boring hire in CFB history?

Posted on 2/26/24 at 3:04 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 3:04 am
Yes they do.

They do. Absolutely they do.

He fancies himself as some type of private school elitist

He's almost never been to the south, or west of the Mississippi River

I'm just now realizing I've never seen a video of him speaking, and I don't want to

Has he ever consumed southern cuisine? Hell no. He has not.

He looks like Ed Asner from the Mary Tyler Moore Show


This post was edited on 2/26/24 at 9:27 am
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 4:08 am to
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He looks like Ed Asner from the Mary Tyler Moore Show

He's gonna make it after all
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
2450 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 7:01 am to
Posted on 2/26/24 at 3:04 am
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
5914 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 7:06 am to
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He's almost never been to the south, or west of the Mississippi River


You are the zenith of cognitive function for the entire state of Arkansas.

Posted by TigrFan2
Member since Feb 2024
58 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 7:08 am to
You can’t expect aTm to hire anyone worth a damn. It’s a job where careers die. Think about who was the last successful coach in college Station?
There was never such a thing or at least nobody has lived to see it.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20349 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 7:31 am to
Your points are valid. Hell never match the recruiting success of Pitboss.

Hopefully never match on field success either.
Posted by Realistic Ag
Member since Jun 2014
1894 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 7:48 am to
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Yes they do. -- I doubt it.

They do. I'm sure of it. -- You have no idea.

He fancies himself as some type of private school elitist -- Not at all. He's like Will Hunting...brilliant but willing to do the necessary blue collar work.

He's almost never been to the south, or west of the Mississippi River -- He spent 4 seasons in the homeland.

I'm just now realizing I've never seen a video of him speaking, and I don't want to -- He's on the Andy Staples show today.

Has he ever even consumed southern cuisine? Hell no, he has not. -- Have you seen his belly...he loves him some Texas beef barbecue.

He looks like Ed Asner from the Mary Tyler Moore Show -- If you squint I guess.
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
1219 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 8:37 am to
Underrated post.

Most of the yutes on here would miss it.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Lucado


quote:

LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2023



Supposed LSU fan for the past few months who always strangely takes up for Aggy
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 8:48 am to
Less boring: Mike Elko or a square bale of hay?







Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 8:51 am to
Less boring: Mike Elko or driving in Western Kansas?




Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 8:57 am to
Less boring: Mike Elko or the morning crop report?

Duh, we'd all take the crop report.


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:04 am to
Less pathetic: Mike Elko, or Jason Isbell performing Four Dead in Ohio with David Crosby?




Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9127 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:09 am to

You're trying to hard you old drunk.
A&M will take the win, again, from your hapless hogs.
Posted by jfootball14
Member since Nov 2013
1531 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:12 am to
Maybe ark will finally get that elusive win against daddy Aggie
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:13 am to
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Houag80



quote:

You're trying to hard



Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9127 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:16 am to
Incredible. You wanna have a spelling contest?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35826 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Your points are valid. Hell never match the recruiting success of Pitboss.

Hopefully never match on field success either.




Kids love Sam Pittman. He's a real dude.

You idiot.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1403 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Sam Pittman. He's a real dude.


Depends on what rib levels we are talking about.
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 2/26/24 at 10:53 am to
Actually I consider a square bale of hay to be 73% less boring than a standard hay bale
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