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re: Did Nick Saban Offer Landon Collins's Girlfriend a Job?

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Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:22 am to
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Only thing more desperate than telling a girl to get laid on an internet message board...is being the guy offering to do the laying to said girl.



Either your sarcasm meter is broken or mine is. I'm going to assume yours until proven otherwise.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:22 am to
HEY BELLA!
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Bellabama


LINK
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:23 am to
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Either your sarcasm meter is broken or mine is. I'm going to assume yours until proven otherwise.


I knew you were kidding... I appreciated the offer.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:24 am to
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Either your sarcasm meter is broken or mine is. I'm going to assume yours until proven otherwise.




Have you not figured out by now that my latest posting technique is criticizing everything you say?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108177 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:24 am to
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That is the word on the street. I ain't even mad though. I'm just enjoying life and having a pretty good time with the new job. She is a cool chick and if a friend is all I get then so be it.


BS tell her you are just about the booty call, and she can have all the boyfriends she wants. No strings attached, and no clothes either. Friends with benefits.



Damn I wish I had tried this back in the day.

Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 am to
quote:

I knew you were kidding... I appreciated the offer.


I saw your post. I was talking to LCT.

I only hardleg for shits and giggles.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 am to
You could have at least picked a clip with a hot girl.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 am to
quote:

Have you not figured out by now that my latest posting technique is criticizing everything you say?



clever, but mean
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 am to
I wish I used this pick up line more often:


"Nice shoes...wanna frick?"
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:25 am to
quote:

BS tell her you are just about the booty call, and she can have all the boyfriends she wants. No strings attached, and no clothes either. Friends with benefits.


She's here. I'm here. BF is in Ohio. It could work.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:26 am to
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clever, but mean



I like to mix up my posting styles. Keeps people on their toes.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:26 am to
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:27 am to
quote:

Nice shoes...wanna frick?"



What's stopping you
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:27 am to
quote:


Have you not figured out by now that my latest posting technique is criticizing everything you say?


Now that you mention it...

I thought I had accidentally pissed in your cheerios the other day.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
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45656 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:27 am to
Damn. So you did read that book.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:27 am to
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I only hardleg for shits and giggles.


It's the only way to do it...
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:27 am to
quote:

You could have at least picked a clip with a hot girl.


LINK
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:29 am to
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What's stopping you




The fact that drinks taste better when you drink them compared to having them thrown in your face.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:29 am to
quote:

NATidefan


You need to warn me about those links, bro. I can't be clicking on those things on the company lappy.
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