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re: Did Nick Saban Offer Landon Collins's Girlfriend a Job?

Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:14 am to
Posted by crimson crazy
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:14 am to
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I was just having some fun and making some jokes to pass the time at work earlier today.


So, you completely fabricated a story about meeting a waitress at hooters who gave you her modeling card with the number of her agency and her twitter account written on the back? I guess the part where you asked people for advice, and whether they thought going back up there and asking her to dinner was a joke too, right?
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:15 am to
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Hooters girls cooking...riiight.


She's half mexican.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:15 am to
O hai gaise. What is going on in here?
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:16 am to
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So, you completely fabricated a story about meeting a waitress at hooters who gave you her modeling card with the number of her agency and her twitter account written on the back? I guess the part where you asked people for advice, and whether they thought going back up there and asking her to dinner was a joke too, right?




No more absurd than half of what gets posted on the OT
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:16 am to
His sense of humor is too complex for normal folks
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:17 am to
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whether they thought going back up there and asking her to dinner


Hey, that advice was for me. Who is this new guy coming in here and stealing advice on chicks?
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:17 am to
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His sense of humor is too complex for normal folks


I guess so. Even the people he was getting advice from seemed to think he was being serious. Boy, he's quite the jokester!
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:17 am to
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Damn girl. Settle down. Go get laid or something and leave me be.



Ah yes... when all else fails, be a man and tell a girl to get laid.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:18 am to
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you completely fabricated a story about meeting a waitress at hooters who gave you her modeling card with the number of her agency and her twitter account written on the back? I guess the part where you asked people for advice, and whether they thought going back up there and asking her to dinner was a joke too, right?


Wait a minute that is a story I shared on the OT the other night. WTF OVER? Who be stealing my shite?
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:18 am to
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Can you tell me where the Auburn bar is down there on South Beach? I'm hoping to get a crew up for the baseball season..


Bru's room in Pompano Beach is probably the best. On football Saturday's the upstairs area is mostly AU fans and alums when AU is playing.

Also, Bru's room in Delray.

Duffy's is a nicer sports bar and the one in Fort Lauderdale is awesome. Lots of fans of ever school there. Have seen Aubies, bama fans, and Lsu fans all there before. Lot of fun, but it gets very crowded. The one just east of US-1 just south of Broward is probably the most popular.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:18 am to
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Ah yes... when all else fails, be a man and tell a girl to get laid


I'd be willing to offer up my services if they are required.

Evenin' Bella.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:19 am to
Man........ what's up with handle bars. heard she had BF.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:20 am to
Did you ask office girl out yet?
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:20 am to
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I'd be willing to offer up my services if they are required.




Only thing more desperate than telling a girl to get laid on an internet message board...is being the guy offering to do the laying to said girl.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:20 am to
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So, you completely fabricated a story about meeting a waitress at hooters who gave you her modeling card with the number of her agency and her twitter account written on the back? I guess the part where you asked people for advice, and whether they thought going back up there and asking her to dinner was a joke too, right?


Damn. Good memory.

No to the fabricating the story. Yes to the part about asking for advice. That was just for fun and a few laughs in a thread that needed it.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:20 am to
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Man........ what's up with handle bars. heard she had BF.



That is the word on the street. I ain't even mad though. I'm just enjoying life and having a pretty good time with the new job. She is a cool chick and if a friend is all I get then so be it.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:21 am to
Okay peeps, it's been fun, but I gotta hit the sack. I hope you all have a great night.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:21 am to
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d be willing to offer up my services if they are required


I've got that covered, but thank you for the offer.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:21 am to
HEY LCT!!!!!!
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 1/28/12 at 12:22 am to
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