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docsexybeard
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Corps Of Cadets

Doctor friend in Aggieland just called me. He works at the infirmary. He told me all of the Corp Of Cadets are all out with “genital flu” from a contaminated jar of “victory mayo” sent from the great Manziel. Never heard of it, so I asked him what the symptoms were. He told me painful vesicular rash in clusters on the genitals. I told him that sounds like genital herpes. I know you don’t get herpes from ingesting. I don’t know what’s happening in College Station. Can any of you Aggie Medical Professionals help me out? What is this? How is this possible? Is this a new pandemic? I haven't gotten alert from Louisiana Department of Health or CDC. I work near the Texas border and I’m concerned for my patients.


Tigerlaff
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Holy shit, doc. Isn't it likely that they also all have HIV, too? We already know Jimbo's offense (the Air AIDS) has it.
This post was edited on 11/21 at 7:47 pm


jfootball14
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re: Corps Of Cadets
Shorten this by about three sentences and you might have something funny


FilingCabinetBill
Member since Nov 2022
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re: Corps Of Cadets
It's the monkey pox

















From all the gay butt sex!!!!!


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docsexybeard
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Member since Dec 2016
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jfootball14

You can’t read past 3 sentences?


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Mr Sausage
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docsexybeard
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Mr Sausage

Is that your oh face for the corps


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Mr Sausage
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re: Corps Of Cadets
Yes.


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JayAg
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re: Corps Of Cadets
This supposed to be an STD joke they made up? Lol at least when we would make fun of Tech for the Red Raider Rash, it was real and can be googled


docsexybeard
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2016
43 posts

re: Corps Of Cadets
JayAg

Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.
This post was edited on 11/21 at 7:56 pm


SaturdayNAthens
Georgia Fan
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
7216 posts

re: Corps Of Cadets
And they like to do on tv in front of women and children.


docsexybeard
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2016
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SaturdayNAthens

Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl


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Reservoir Ag
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Member since Dec 2020
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Stupid as fck… but very indicative of the LSU tee shirt fans.


SaturdayNAthens
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Georgia
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LSU is not the one that has toy soldiers grabbing their junk


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