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Corps Of Cadets
Posted by docsexybeard
on 11/21/22 at 7:41 pm
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6Doctor friend in Aggieland just called me. He works at the infirmary. He told me all of the Corp Of Cadets are all out with “genital flu” from a contaminated jar of “victory mayo” sent from the great Manziel. Never heard of it, so I asked him what the symptoms were. He told me painful vesicular rash in clusters on the genitals. I told him that sounds like genital herpes. I know you don’t get herpes from ingesting. I don’t know what’s happening in College Station. Can any of you Aggie Medical Professionals help me out? What is this? How is this possible? Is this a new pandemic? I haven't gotten alert from Louisiana Department of Health or CDC. I work near the Texas border and I’m concerned for my patients.
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by Tigerlaff on 11/21/22 at 7:46 pm to docsexybeard
on 11/21/22 at 7:46 pm to docsexybeardHoly shit, doc. Isn't it likely that they also all have HIV, too? We already know Jimbo's offense (the Air AIDS) has it.
This post was edited on 11/21 at 7:47 pm
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by jfootball14 
on 11/21/22 at 7:49 pm to docsexybeard
on 11/21/22 at 7:49 pm to docsexybeardShorten this by about three sentences and you might have something funny
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by FilingCabinetBill on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to docsexybeard
It's the monkey pox
From all the gay butt sex!!!!!
From all the gay butt sex!!!!!
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to jfootball14
on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to jfootball14jfootball14
You can’t read past 3 sentences?
You can’t read past 3 sentences?
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:51 pm to Mr Sausage
on 11/21/22 at 7:51 pm to Mr SausageMr Sausage
Is that your oh face for the corps
Is that your oh face for the corps
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re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by JayAg on 11/21/22 at 7:53 pm to jfootball14
on 11/21/22 at 7:53 pm to jfootball14This supposed to be an STD joke they made up? Lol at least when we would make fun of Tech for the Red Raider Rash, it was real and can be googled
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 7:55 pm to JayAg
on 11/21/22 at 7:55 pm to JayAgJayAg
Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.
Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.
This post was edited on 11/21 at 7:56 pm
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by SaturdayNAthens 
on 11/21/22 at 8:04 pm to docsexybeard
on 11/21/22 at 8:04 pm to docsexybeardAnd they like to do on tv in front of women and children.
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by docsexybeard on 11/21/22 at 8:06 pm to SaturdayNAthens
on 11/21/22 at 8:06 pm to SaturdayNAthensSaturdayNAthens
Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl
Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by Reservoir Ag on 11/21/22 at 8:07 pm to docsexybeard
on 11/21/22 at 8:07 pm to docsexybeardStupid as fck… but very indicative of the LSU tee shirt fans.
re: Corps Of CadetsPosted by SaturdayNAthens on 11/21/22 at 8:09 pm to Reservoir Ag
on 11/21/22 at 8:09 pm to Reservoir AgLSU is not the one that has toy soldiers grabbing their junk
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