Corps Of Cadets

Doctor friend in Aggieland just called me. He works at the infirmary. He told me all of the Corp Of Cadets are all out with “genital flu” from a contaminated jar of “victory mayo” sent from the great Manziel. Never heard of it, so I asked him what the symptoms were. He told me painful vesicular rash in clusters on the genitals. I told him that sounds like genital herpes. I know you don’t get herpes from ingesting. I don’t know what’s happening in College Station. Can any of you Aggie Medical Professionals help me out? What is this? How is this possible? Is this a new pandemic? I haven't gotten alert from Louisiana Department of Health or CDC. I work near the Texas border and I’m concerned for my patients.