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Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:41 pm
Doctor friend in Aggieland just called me. He works at the infirmary. He told me all of the Corp Of Cadets are all out with “genital flu” from a contaminated jar of “victory mayo” sent from the great Manziel. Never heard of it, so I asked him what the symptoms were. He told me painful vesicular rash in clusters on the genitals. I told him that sounds like genital herpes. I know you don’t get herpes from ingesting. I don’t know what’s happening in College Station. Can any of you Aggie Medical Professionals help me out? What is this? How is this possible? Is this a new pandemic? I haven't gotten alert from Louisiana Department of Health or CDC. I work near the Texas border and I’m concerned for my patients.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:46 pm to docsexybeard
Holy shite, doc. Isn't it likely that they also all have HIV, too? We already know Jimbo's offense (the Air AIDS) has it.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:49 pm to docsexybeard
Shorten this by about three sentences and you might have something funny
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to docsexybeard
It's the monkey pox
From all the gay butt sex!!!!!
From all the gay butt sex!!!!!
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:50 pm to jfootball14
jfootball14
You can’t read past 3 sentences?
You can’t read past 3 sentences?
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:51 pm to Mr Sausage
Mr Sausage
Is that your oh face for the corps
Is that your oh face for the corps
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:53 pm to jfootball14
This supposed to be an STD joke they made up? Lol at least when we would make fun of Tech for the Red Raider Rash, it was real and can be googled
Posted on 11/21/22 at 7:55 pm to JayAg
JayAg
Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.
Don’t deflect on another college. Y’all have a STI (std is the old term) problem. And y’all have a very suspicious group of young men that like to squeeze testicles.
This post was edited on 11/21/22 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:04 pm to docsexybeard
And they like to do on tv in front of women and children.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:06 pm to SaturdayNAthens
SaturdayNAthens
Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl
Every aggie game should be nsfw. And this year nsfl
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:07 pm to docsexybeard
Stupid as fck… but very indicative of the LSU tee shirt fans.
Posted on 11/21/22 at 8:09 pm to Reservoir Ag
LSU is not the one that has toy soldiers grabbing their junk
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