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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:37 pm to memphisplaya
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:37 pm to memphisplaya
did you lose a bet or you trying to flame the board 
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Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:39 pm to heartbreakTiger
Neither... I tasted a tebow tear
I almost made my sig this
I almost made my sig this
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:41 pm to memphisplaya
The new Memph rocks. I'm so proud of you.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:42 pm to roadGator
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:45 pm to roadGator
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The new Memph rocks. I'm so proud of you.
Tebow, Harvin, Demps, Powell, Easly, Floyd, Baker, Smith, Caldwell, Hernandez, Taylor, Pouncy Bros, and the greatest of all Andrea Debose, because he spurned those purple wearing F@Gs
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:47 pm to memphisplaya
boom>>>>> miles
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:48 pm to heartbreakTiger
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boom>>>>> miles
All day.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:48 pm to CNB
To the UF fans getting off the bus in 06, i told u so u jort wearing queers
To the LSU fans this year. I shouldve been nicer. Sorry
To my teachers that are UF fans, u shouldntve been so cocky or else the scores of 06&07 games wouldnt b keyed in ur car door
To the fat Bama girl this year, i hope i made u cry harder
To the LSU fans this year. I shouldve been nicer. Sorry
To my teachers that are UF fans, u shouldntve been so cocky or else the scores of 06&07 games wouldnt b keyed in ur car door
To the fat Bama girl this year, i hope i made u cry harder
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:51 pm to CNB
To the Florida fan parked at the beach access path across from Dillingham Airfield(12/09), I'm sorry about writing 'Roll Tide' on a post-it, and sticking it to your driver side window. Also, I didn't enjoy the UF color scheme of your van. For that I apologize as well.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 7:52 pm to McKeezy
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To the UF fans getting off the bus in 06, i told u so u jort wearing queers
I bet Ole Miss got the idea for the "We beat the National Champions" bumper sticker from you.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:00 pm to roadGator
To the MooU fan I met in StarkVegas back in 2007...I shouldn't have "refilled" your beer like that...I just didn't think that you'd actually DRINK it. 
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:03 pm to roadGator
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I bet Ole Miss got the idea for the "We beat the National Champions" bumper sticker from you.
ew god no
i did think of the "One day we will go undefeated" bumper sticker for yall
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:08 pm to McKeezy
Oooh, good one.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:09 pm to CNB
To the girl at Super Bulldog Weekend in 92 or 93, it wasn't me, but I want to apologize for my buddy, you were screaming all up in his face, when you went into the port a john, he turned it over on you door down. It was a dick move but we were drunk, even the cops were laughing becaus you were so fricking annoying, if it weren't for some blue haired fricker complaining they would have let us stay, but we were kicked out.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:10 pm to heartbreakTiger
To the UF fan and his 12 year old son who sat behind me at the UF/Bama game in Tuscaloosa- I'm not sorry that sorry arse Mike Shula whipped Urban's arse and made him stammer like Porky Pig.
I'm not sorry that I called you a "pathetic fart monkey" when you gator chomped as Prothro was carried off the field, ending his career.
And I'm certainly not sorry that when you couldn't stop cussing like a sailor, in front of your kid, that I turned around and told you to cool it, you are embarrassing yourself, being a bad parent, and setting a horrible example for your kid. I'm not sorry I told you to just leave, the game was done and y'all lost.
I'm not sorry that when your kid started crying and you shoved me in the shoulder and screamed at me that I made your kid cry, that I turned around and politely corrected you and said "No, that would be you that made your kid cry because he is embarrassed to have such a jackass for a father".
I'm not sorry that our whole section gave a standing ovation as you turned tail and left immediately after.
To the fat AU redneck of questionable gender, after you screamed nonsensical garbage all game and then Alabama roared back to win in the last minutes and rip you heart out, I'm not sorry that I started laughing hysterically when you started weeping.
I'm also sorry that you best comeback was "OH YEAH? NICK SABAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!"
I'm not sorry that I responded, "Well, if you are the type of "women" he comes across, he probably would choose men instead.
I'm also not sorry I laughed even harder when your fat husband with a huge gunt told you to "shut the frick up and get out of here".
I'm not sorry that I called you a "pathetic fart monkey" when you gator chomped as Prothro was carried off the field, ending his career.
And I'm certainly not sorry that when you couldn't stop cussing like a sailor, in front of your kid, that I turned around and told you to cool it, you are embarrassing yourself, being a bad parent, and setting a horrible example for your kid. I'm not sorry I told you to just leave, the game was done and y'all lost.
I'm not sorry that when your kid started crying and you shoved me in the shoulder and screamed at me that I made your kid cry, that I turned around and politely corrected you and said "No, that would be you that made your kid cry because he is embarrassed to have such a jackass for a father".
I'm not sorry that our whole section gave a standing ovation as you turned tail and left immediately after.
To the fat AU redneck of questionable gender, after you screamed nonsensical garbage all game and then Alabama roared back to win in the last minutes and rip you heart out, I'm not sorry that I started laughing hysterically when you started weeping.
I'm also sorry that you best comeback was "OH YEAH? NICK SABAN IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!"
I'm not sorry that I responded, "Well, if you are the type of "women" he comes across, he probably would choose men instead.
I'm also not sorry I laughed even harder when your fat husband with a huge gunt told you to "shut the frick up and get out of here".
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:13 pm to GAMErebelCOCK
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to the Kentucky fan in 2009 that asked where the bars were in Columbia, sorry for telling you the best one was Jungles and Grandmas
but might be better than any bars in Lexington Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:13 pm to BamaChick
Chick, you are awesome
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:14 pm to BamaChick
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:17 pm to BamaChick
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To the fat AU redneck of questionable gender, after you screamed nonsensical garbage all game and then Alabama roared back to win in the last minutes and rip you heart out, I'm not sorry that I started laughing hysterically when you started weeping.
I was at that game, but I can't say I had the same experience. We were on the last row of the Bama section. Behind us were tons of AU fans lined along that wrap-around ramp. They had talked shite the entire game, but when I turned around after the Upchurch touchdown, they were all gone. I laughed, but none of them were there to see me.
Posted on 4/5/11 at 8:20 pm to crimson crazy
To the LSU fan I came across in the early morning hours leading up to the 2007 LSU/Bama game,
I'm sorry I laughed at you when a group of Bama fans pushed you in front of my car. At least I was kind enough to swerve out of the way of your head.
I'm sorry I laughed at you when a group of Bama fans pushed you in front of my car. At least I was kind enough to swerve out of the way of your head.
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