re: Classy Starkville resident interrupted Portnoy while he’s visiting State

David Portnoy has mocked LSU fans by calling the team "trash," predicting a big loss to Vanderbilt, and gloating after a top recruit chose Michigan over LSU. His criticism often targets the team's performance, such as during a period when LSU was considered "underwhelming" despite a high ranking.
Predicting a blowout: Before a game against Vanderbilt in October 2025, Portnoy predicted LSU would be "demolished" and "embarrassed" by the underdog Vanderbilt Commodores.
Calling the team "trash": He has used this term to describe LSU, particularly when predicting the outcome of games, such as a matchup against Ole Miss.
Gloating over recruiting loss: Portnoy took pleasure in LSU losing the commitment of top recruit Bryce Underwood to Michigan in November 2024, posting a message that he believed the school's statement about "being themselves" was "pablum".
Criticism of Angel Reese: Portnoy has also criticized LSU star Angel Reese, mocking her in a video and claiming that Caitlin Clark's fans have "every reason to hate" her.

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David Portnoy has mocked LSU fans by calling the team "trash," predicting a big loss to Vanderbilt, and gloating after a top recruit chose Michigan over LSU. His criticism often targets the team's performance, such as during a period when LSU was considered "underwhelming" despite a high ranking. Predicting a blowout: Before a game against Vanderbilt in October 2025, Portnoy predicted LSU would be "demolished" and "embarrassed" by the underdog Vanderbilt Commodores. Calling the team "trash": He has used this term to describe LSU, particularly when predicting the outcome of games, such as a matchup against Ole Miss. Gloating over recruiting loss: Portnoy took pleasure in LSU losing the commitment of top recruit Bryce Underwood to Michigan in November 2024, posting a message that he believed the school's statement about "being themselves" was "pablum". Criticism of Angel Reese: Portnoy has also criticized LSU star Angel Reese, mocking her in a video and claiming that Caitlin Clark's fans have "every reason to hate" her.

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Well shite I didn’t realize I was a Portnoy fan all along.


fricking cry harder.

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such as during a period when LSU was considered "underwhelming" despite a high ranking.

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Hate to burst your bubble but….

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He’s one of the worst things about why sports has become toxic. He offers no knowledge of actual X’s and O’s. He’s a fricking clickbait whore

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Ok. Then don’t watch him. I’ve never really put any effort into watching him except to get some good tips on NYC pizza places. If you’re looking for actual X’s and O’s insight from him, then that is 110% your fault. I don’t recall him ever holding a title of “analyst”.

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Isn’t that what all sports commentary is? Is any commentary actually worth listening to aside from being internet fodder?

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Barstool is nothing more than a talk show and I don’t think they’ve ever tried to be anything other than that.

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Yeah you better home Michigan doesn’t decide that they want anything in Oxford reb. Btw when I was there, there was a huge Klan March and at least a dozen frat guys showed up for the Halloween parties in real KKK robes, so don’t be coming off like you are some kind of Jewish loving progressives mfers

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Epic-tiered melt.

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Right I don’t begrudge people listening to anything they want but isn’t it all to drum up engagement in the end? Like is Gameday some high level analysis? That’s the point to sell itself barstool isn’t any different

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It’s purely entertainment. And for some reason we have two people in this thread who have completely shite out their bloody tampons.

Yes we all look to the giant book “famous Jewish college football legends” for commenters and he is what on page 5?

He is just a NY prick that was born on 3rd base that made some money and think he is a God that hit a home run. He is only in Starkvegas to make fun of people and convince himself of how vastly superior he is than all us dumb arse Southerners. He is nothing a modern day carpetbagger pos, and anyone that is nice to him etc is nothing but a little beta cuck bitch.

You are just getting started dawgs, run that mfer out of town. Avoid his tent like it has herpes, give him nothing

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doused him with gasoline and put him on fire. I would bring the marshmallows and long sticks

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Siding with Nazis isn’t a good look as an American.

Yikes.

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Siding with Nazis isn’t a good look as an American.

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Yeah that dude is beyond fricked in the head.