re: Class of 2027 #1 Punter and Miss St. Commit Gunnar Gillentine Converts to Islam

If he's punting for us, he better bring his mat to every game and cry out to Allah that we don't blow his knee out.

How does being a "completely white punter" play into the equation of Islam? Years ago, I read about Muhammad Ali's conversion to Islam, and many years later, he finally got to Mecca, and he was stunned to learn that about half of all Muslims were white. Imagine being part of something for that long and thinking your version of the black Muslim of the 1960s, with Malcolm X and others, was the look of all Islam? Malcolm was calling all white men in this country the devil, and it turned out that whites made up half of Islam. Know your religion.

Auburn stole a 4* DE from State in 2018 but he was weird. Dont remember his religion but he called himself a Hebrew prophet or something. He transferred to State after one year and later left them for like Washington State. His twitter remindedme of the former Kansas City Chief RB that has crazy ideological views.

I dont think major diversity in religion is great for lockerroom cohesion.

When he punts the ball high over 60 yards are we allowed to say he is "dropping bombs?"

Congratulations on being the 23rd person in the thread to make that joke