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Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:41 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:41 pm
- LSU wanted Tom Herman so bad they had to hold in their pee. Drinking wildly to dull the pain causes the pee backup as reality and consciousness of time slip away.

- LSU posters had pics of Herman in LSU gear as avatars

- Texas got Tom Herman

- then LSU wanted Jimbo Fisher so bad they had to hold in their pee

- so then Aggy got Jimbo Fisher

- so then LSU got the chest pounding chimpanzee

- then Texas wanted Tom Herman gone so bad they had to hold in their pee

- then LSU wanted the chest pounding chimpanzee gone so bad they had to hold in their pee

- then A&M realized their monetary contract with Jimbo was the worst in college football history (quite a feat) and they have begun drinking wildly and are holding in their pee

- and Texas' new coach has been drinking wildly the whole time and is glad the pressure is off of him at the moment because of Jimbo and the chest pounding chimpanzee
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:43 pm to
You forgot the chimp won a NC while beating the other two

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35812 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:45 pm to



congrats man
Posted by semjase
New Smyrna Beach FL
Member since May 2014
10877 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

so then LSU got the chest pounding chimpanzee

Orgeron would be more like a chest pounding Neanderthal, not Chimp........
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 9:57 pm to
Would make a great "we comin'" gif
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4749 posts
Posted on 9/26/21 at 10:56 pm to
LSU fans are certifiably nuts.
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